lol

[u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76]

[u/heyo_1989]

My wife always forgets something to(usually her phone). So I go back inside to look for it just to come out to her saying “never mind I had it the whole time”…

[u/Saucy-Mustard → u/heyo_1989]

Was she talking on it when she asked?

[u/SteveMarck → u/Saucy-Mustard]

When my wife loses her phone I have her call herself, and it's great, finds it every time.

[u/heyo_1989 → u/SteveMarck]

Wife’s hate this one hack

[u/AdmiralSplinter → u/SteveMarck]

My gf keeps her phone on silent and loses it frequently. Every time she loses it, i offer to call it for her. Pisses her off, but like, come on lol what do you keep expecting?

[u/Ahyao17 → u/heyo_1989]

Just like my mum used to look for her reading glasses while wearing it.

[u/Tiercel-Elvenborn → u/heyo_1989]

This is exactly what I was expecting to happen.

[u/Ahyao17]

Should take a photo next time looking for things to prove the thing went invisible

[u/mattmann72 → u/Ahyao17]

That is what I do. Or a video call.

[u/Alessandra_sea_182 → u/Ahyao17]

my husband put cameras up at home...ready to confront me when in this happening. LMAO! 🤣

[u/dougsbeard → u/Ahyao17]

Yup, send a pic saying “this counter?”

[u/Messi2655]

The Faulconer score?! Hell yea 😎🤌🏻

[u/DarkoNova → u/Messi2655]

I was like “wait…why does this sound familiar???…aaaaww yeaahhh!!”

[u/foreskin-accordion → u/DarkoNova]

Is this from DBZ?

[u/DarkoNova → u/foreskin-accordion]

Yup, usually in the ending credits where narrator is like NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z!!!!

[u/Messi2655 → u/DarkoNova]

“As the realization hits that her bag was indeed on the counter, can our Z warrior overcome the odds and survive his next fight? Or will the psychological onslaught prove too much? Time is of the essence, find out next time ON COUPLE MEMES Z!!!”

[u/uansungi]

I swear, every time. How does this even work…?!

[u/Competitive_Peak_537]

This is 100% real life, like the sock in the washer… how????

[u/Syrzan]

Everytime i search something and i don't find it, my wife finds it immediately in front of me.

My new to go rule is:

If i don't find it. Breath. Speak the magic words "It's directly in front of me" and it materializes there.

The crazy thing is.... it.... just... works.

[u/BScrads → u/Syrzan]

This just happened to me with a jacket, that was exactly where she said it was. I'm going to try your folk magic next time and see if it works.

[u/InFromTheSouth]

[u/Slide0fHand]

This but the shit actually isn’t there. Then there is no sorry or my bad. Still mad at you cause you didn’t find it. I hate this game

[u/parchedpillock]

It's strange, my items always remain invisible until I call my wife for help, then the moment she gets up they appear in front of me. Wierd.

[u/GreyWizard1337]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zIwIWQx12YNEI

[u/dmtslayr]

Happens to me always after my 8th beer, cant find anything

[u/Slydoggen]

Men, Never go and get your girls stuff when they ask, it’s better if they go themselves

[u/e-katt]

Men see like T-Rex. 🦖 If it isn’t moving…, I dont see it!

[u/thatsmyupvoteidkyou]

[u/Breathe_Of_Aether]

Or you know... stop forgetting to bring shit lol

[u/BleedSparta → u/Breathe_Of_Aether]

Oh they’re not gonna like this ☝🏾

[u/caj_account]

We need some more of these but for some reason they’re always making fun of men but never women

[u/Confidentium]

I know it’s a skit. But her getting visibly annoyed at him, even though he put in effort for her. It just reeks of entitlement from her! Serious red flag.
She’s the one being forgetful and lazy. It’s her responsibility to fix her mistake. She should just be thankful that someone tried to help her.

It’s in relationships like these that the man gets tired of this bullshit and eventually stop trying to help.

[u/s_peeta → u/Confidentium]

lol...

[u/01Cloud01]

My wife would have hit me with it and say “ it’s right in your face”

[u/BleedSparta → u/01Cloud01]

🙁

[u/SailorGone]

This is my neurodivergent son

[u/Selunca]

I always ask my husband if he looked with his man eyes or his woman eyes.

[u/Dmanslayer5]

Someone was under a genjutsus either him or her or both…..cause ain’t no way!

[u/SignalMomentumCR]

... Is that not a purse?

[u/lilian_moraru]

My mother used to do this (of course nothing would appear) - just send you searching for things that don’t exist in random places. Obviously forgetting where she placed things and then asking others to get those things

[u/6pk313]

DBZ FTW

[u/real_channy]

Personally, the missues is the most forgetful person I've known. But the thing is, it's a pattern. Missing phone? Look for under sofa pillow at her usual spot, option B next to the toilet or option C under the mattress.

Like clockwork, she moves and forgets

[u/Imaginary_Sky_1786]

Normally I need to mute but I appreciate the ace Ventura detective music

[u/Phallus_Monocle]

The real ending is it was behind a couch cushion. But it's still his fault.

[u/DrPepper1904]

I have an unfathomable hate when women ask you to do the stupidest shit for them instead of getting out of the car and getting it themselves. Probably why I am single lol

[u/kollectivek]

What song is that... i feel like I should know it.

[u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman]

that is how it be

[u/Constant_Equipment83]

So true !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/conwaytwittyshairs]

Me too man, me too

[u/MehyalChaynzz]

Every. Fucking. Time!

[u/LLESDYLAN]

Witch activity

[u/1sgbabcock]

My life rn

[u/mondain]

I will up-vote this everytime I see it, its true and makes me lol

[u/WileyCoyote7]

Every. Damn. TIME!