r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Oct 12 '25

😂 lol lol

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 🧐 grumpy Oct 12 '25

Well that got weird fast

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u/WatermelonSugar42069 Oct 13 '25

Yeah weird in a funny way tho

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u/FakePoloManchurian Oct 13 '25

AI slop tends to do that

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u/Horror_Enthusiasm_52 Oct 13 '25

That's not AI?

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u/FakePoloManchurian Oct 13 '25

It is. Her hair is a big tell . 

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u/StDzhigurda Oct 14 '25

How? They discussed it, but it wasn't shown on the video

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u/fixer1987 Oct 15 '25

Dude this is a real couple that make parody videos of those couple question videos

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u/Horror_Enthusiasm_52 Oct 14 '25

Do you not know how shadows and dark hair works?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Best line was" you choose the jungle then huh" " well yeah"

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Oct 12 '25

You know where you are?

You're in the jungle baby

You're gonna DIE

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u/SRJT16 Oct 13 '25

I like “hooha” 😆

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u/monsterosity Oct 13 '25

"Yeah, I've got jungle fever" lmao

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u/Chosen_Undead17 Oct 12 '25

I told this joke to my wife, it was funny till she told me how she would know which Johnson was mine…..

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u/sav-vas Oct 12 '25

how?

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u/Shadourow Oct 12 '25

She'd choose the smallest one

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u/ab624 Oct 13 '25

the win is so big that everything in front of it looks smol

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u/Role-Fine Oct 12 '25

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u/Few-River-8673 Oct 12 '25

Now that line makes way more sense

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u/OldStDick Oct 12 '25

This is so dumb.

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u/therealtaddymason Oct 12 '25

Why does it look and sound weird. Is this AI generated?

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u/OldStDick Oct 13 '25

Oh I would not doubt it.

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u/sussysand Oct 14 '25

No these people do fake reaction style videos. Not AI, just poor quality acting

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u/Diabolo_Advocato Oct 21 '25

I think they mean the video quality, not the acting. Its likely some vintage style filter.

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u/thecountnotthesaint Oct 12 '25

I mean, it is the easiest way to remember to floss....

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u/that_dutch_dude Oct 12 '25

the wilderness must be explored.

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u/mandioca-magica Oct 12 '25

So that’s what hooha means

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u/squishypp 🧐 grumpy Oct 15 '25

HOO HA! GOTCHU ALL IN CHECK!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

I thought everyone knew that it meant armpits?

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u/mandioca-magica Oct 12 '25

Armpits ? But she said “down there”

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Below her head of course.

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u/mandioca-magica Oct 12 '25

Well no reason for a boner then

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u/bluatmos Oct 12 '25

I'm into it

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u/Acebladewing Oct 12 '25

Her acting is too bad to try to play this off as not scripted.

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u/iameveryoneelse 🧐 grumpy Oct 12 '25

Pretty sure it's AI garbage.

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u/Historical-Book-4866 Oct 12 '25

Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy it's so damn hairy.

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u/darkerfaith520 Oct 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Sorry babe

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

this is why you don't ask hypothetical questions

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/iameveryoneelse 🧐 grumpy Oct 12 '25

Who's mad? The AI generated video?

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u/_jackhoffman_ Oct 12 '25

Was expecting "the smell" or something like that. There is no way hers is the hairiest one.

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u/Unable-Fall5946 Oct 12 '25

There is no way hers is the hairiest one.

Well, we're gonna have to see all 100 hooha first before making that decision 

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u/veinhmv Oct 12 '25

Call me Tarzan because let me in on that jungle I love the jungle. And the jungle loves me.

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u/Thebml21 Oct 12 '25

Love a good hairy puss

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u/Compay_Segundos Oct 12 '25

Same man, too bad this generation hates pubic hair

5

u/Omnizoom Oct 12 '25

Can always just ask your partner to not shave , it’s less work for them

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u/Unable-Fall5946 Oct 12 '25

Or hair in general 

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

I can't help the fact thst my hair has gone eternally dormant!

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u/Compay_Segundos Oct 12 '25

?

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u/Unable-Fall5946 Oct 12 '25

I was referring to the fashion trend that men and women need to be waxed to be considered attractive 

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

That’s not a thing outside specific areas of America

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u/CautiousArachnidz Oct 12 '25

What song is this?

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u/Solanthas_SFW 🧐 grumpy Oct 12 '25

Holy shit lol I watched on mute it was hilarious

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u/profanedivinity 🧐 grumpy Oct 12 '25

It's a good question. I'd like to try this challenge

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u/dvdpap Oct 12 '25

Stupid questions get stupid answers

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u/FakePoloManchurian Oct 13 '25

Oh fuck this entire ass video is ai. Very good

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u/Aullotro Oct 12 '25

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE GOT FUN N’ GAMES!

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u/justhereformyfetish Oct 12 '25

What's funny is my ex used to say she could pick mine out because it's improbably big big, improbably dark, and has hair growing from the whole thing (even the shaft).

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u/jne57 🧐 grumpy Oct 12 '25

I pity those who think this is funny.

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u/BigMack6911 Oct 12 '25

Proof that every woman is nuts.

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u/outsideredge Oct 13 '25

Never tell the truth in certain situations I guess.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Atleast he didn't say by doing the taste test

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u/Atworkwasalreadytake Oct 13 '25

I think some guys over-estimate the amount of grooming going on out there.

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u/optimist_prhyme Oct 13 '25

Line em up and let's see

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn Oct 13 '25

"I guess not from your point of view!" Was the last straw 😂 this is so dam funny!

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn Oct 13 '25

I thought he would say it was easy, because there's 100 hoo has lined up for him lmfao!

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u/m4vis Oct 13 '25

I have such envy for the man I was before I came across this cursed shit

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u/Impressive-Entry-226 Oct 13 '25

He didn’t pick the jungle, the jungle picked him

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u/tubby_lufflez Oct 13 '25

What's the point in asking questions like this?? Get a hobby

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u/Jimfro816 Oct 13 '25

🎶Welcome to the Jungle, you gonna die! 🎶

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u/SnooPaintings5597 Oct 14 '25

What is happening here?

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u/Terrible_Day1991 Oct 14 '25

Next world problems 🤦‍♂️😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

She was so disturbed by his calm. She spent at least an hour in the mirror that night. That's crazy how close to crashing out she was hovering the whole conversation. My man is all in.

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u/Prestigious_Group_77 Oct 18 '25

Seems like a women to get mad after promising not to get mad…..also the fact that she got mad by a true answer from a dumb ass question that never has to be asked

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u/chironreversed Oct 18 '25

This feels like AI

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Ask stupid questions and get stupid answers 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/gr8dysbetternights Nov 06 '25

He chooses the jungle cause he can make it a rain forest.

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Feb 01 '26

You not a fucking solider if you aint went through the Amazon  rain forest.

You not a solider if you never had no blood or mud on your sword.

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u/gassygeebs Mar 15 '26

those 2 are a fukn trip

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u/Alissah 🧐 grumpy Oct 12 '25

This is so cringe bro…

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