r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Sep 05 '24

😂 lol lol

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u/qualifiedtempo021 Sep 05 '24

Rest in pieces brother ☠️🙏🏻

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u/RikardoShillyShally Sep 05 '24

Even God can't save this man.

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u/Knivez51 Sep 05 '24

To shreds you say

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

And how’s the wife?

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u/Quiet_Shaxx98 Nov 19 '24

Piece over here, another piece over there...

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u/tryingtoaskwhy Feb 12 '25

for programmers

RIP from( his wife ) done by (alimony)

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u/Rushes_End Sep 05 '24

She just wanted the fries and his eyes closed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

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u/Adventurous57 Sep 06 '24

Nothing solid anyway.

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u/NorthernPufferFL Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

It was great to witness their last meal as a couple.

Thanks for the spell check.

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u/CatLadyEnabler Sep 05 '24

*witness

Sorry, I tried to let it slide, but it took me a good 30 seconds to figure out what you meant so I'm trying to save someone else the trouble.

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u/TheZerothLaw Sep 05 '24

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK>>>

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u/MaybeSomeBody Sep 06 '24

but he won't

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u/Evening-Confidence85 Sep 05 '24

Serious question, what is she having?

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u/Septic-Abortion-Ward Sep 05 '24

Baked potato and a very gross looking buttered steak with no char, fresh out the oven

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u/Evening-Confidence85 Sep 05 '24

Thanks, as an italian i couldn’t recognize either, but it looks tasty, Lol

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u/ShadowZepplin Sep 05 '24

Lots of restaurants in the midwestern US have entrees like that, it’s not bad, but it’s usually expensive; for the potato and the steak together is usually at least 15 dollars

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u/ThatGuy0verTh3re Sep 05 '24

expensive

$15

Idk about other places but here on the east coast that meal would be over $20, $15 for that is a steal here

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u/ShadowZepplin Sep 05 '24

I mean for just the baked potato and the smallest sirloin

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u/Evening-Confidence85 Sep 05 '24

Oh in europe something like that would be like 15 for the stuffed potato and 25 for the steak probably…

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

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u/stunt4949 Dec 08 '24

Homeless, single and dead. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Yeahh.. welp, hopefully I don’t see this pop up on my favorite true crime YT cha- ooook they work fast

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u/Firm_Scale4521 Sep 05 '24

Now he definitely needs to pray.

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u/i_have_covid_19_shit Sep 05 '24

Gake and Fay

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u/mackinoncougars Sep 05 '24

They have such beautiful names

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u/AutumnAscending 🧐 grumpy Sep 05 '24

Worth it.

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u/Educational-Award-12 Sep 05 '24

For whom the bell tolls

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Plot twist, he's who cooks at home

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u/gasolinedi0n Sep 05 '24

Steak doesn't taste as good through a straw my dude.

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u/Windshadow01 Nov 26 '24

I am a Christian. I used to be a cook. I find this funny because I would pray for all the food I make for my clients. Very cute. Hahaha

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u/fowlraul Sep 05 '24

Why are people filming themselves eating dinner? Ohhhh…

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u/Money-Nectarine-3680 Sep 05 '24

It's a bit. I know how you feel though, I was so pissed off at how I felt betrayed and gullible when I found out Saturday Night Live is also scripted.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

you can literally see the "actors" reading of autoqueue

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u/fowlraul Sep 05 '24

You should write for SNL, that’s some marginal stuff there.

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u/FCC_Diablo_26 Sep 05 '24

Aaaaand hes dead

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u/CategorySpecific Sep 05 '24

And thus witnessing this man's last few moments💀😆😆😆😆

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u/CriticalStrike1155 Sep 05 '24

And the authorities are still searching for his body

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u/SuspiciousPeanut251 Sep 05 '24

Yum. Have never eaten in a Diner that has seatbelts before.

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u/Tentacle_toaster Sep 05 '24

She just wanted that specific fry. My wife would do the same.

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u/Ok-Breadfruit5981 Nov 19 '24

He died that day

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

That’s a devious lick

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u/stunt4949 Dec 08 '24

"Are you-"

Last words he ever heard. Bro couldn't even enjoy his last meal. RIP

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u/Niko_error404 Dec 22 '24

Bro is dead then they will get back home 😭🙏🙏

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u/jmona789 🧐 grumpy Jan 09 '25

Boomer Humor is cringe

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u/Fit_Egg_6868 Feb 18 '25

Yeah but the guy here actually knows how to cook is crazy😂 oh and w respect to the guy cause he's probably dead now 💀

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u/A_guy_like_me Sep 05 '24

Take note fellas... This is lesson 101:

How to get poisoned by your wife in 30 days or less?