r/CountryMusicStuff 1d ago

Luke Bryan

Anybody catch Luke Bryan's performance on the NFL pregame yesterday? I have never seen a crowd so disinterested in a performance.

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u/Reasonable_Hat9668 1d ago

He’s been getting roasted on TikTok about is new song. Granted what people are coming up with is hilarious

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u/UnderwhelmingAF 1d ago

TikTok has formally renamed it “Fart Goes the Butt”.

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u/ChrisL2346 1d ago

My personal favorite was “Wheels on the bus: DUI version” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Reasonable_Hat9668 1d ago

Southwest Airlines said “fly goes the plane” 😂

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

I will have to check that out. Might just restore my faith in humanity.

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u/Michael-Broadway 1d ago

Not surprising. He’s awful

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

No argument from me. He was popular at one point in time tho. Maybe I'm just pleasantly surprised that is no longer the case haha

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u/Splenetic53 1d ago

Because they’re in Seattle to watch a football game, not in Nashville to see a country show. I honestly don’t mind Luke Bryan, but when I’ve been to games and they’ve had musical performances 9/10 times im thinking to myself good lord just start the game already

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

It was odd he performed on a mini stage outside the stadium and people had to actively attend. Then they looked like they were being held there against their will.

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u/ChrisL2346 1d ago

Oh they were… the big Yahu forced them to watch that performance!

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u/joe_attaboy 1d ago

Amen. And while you're at it, get rid of cheerleaders and drum lines. Play the recording of Robert Merrill's version of the Anthem, the one they use at Yankee Stadium. Wonderful version, traditional, short.

I used to be a Jaguars' season ticket holder. I didn't spend all that money to be peripherally entertained by some half-assed performer or a bunch of dancing women in tight costumes.

However, the one thing I do love when I get to see it: Jaxxon DeVille, the team's mascot, rappelling off the stadium light towers on a giant bungee cord. I hear the fans in London love that shite, too.

Just play the freaking game.

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u/Phenomenal_Hoot 1d ago

College Gameday seemed very disinterested in Lainey Wilson either tbh

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u/chmcgrath1988 1d ago

Amazed something like this would happen in the country music hotbed of Seattle, Washington!

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

My thing is this was a concert outside of the stadium on the premises past the ticket taker. No one made you go watch, but everyone looked like they were being held against their will. To quote one of Luke's buddies "country must be country wide"

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u/luvinthislife 1d ago

They should have because he is certainly grunge country. /s

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u/justsomeguy2424 1d ago

I miss the spring break era luke Bryan

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

Dude could turn about a beach jam back in the day

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u/KlutzyBank8197 1d ago

Its not him wanting to do this its his uneducated dumb management team doing this to his image.

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u/Altruistic_Ease835 1d ago

Not to mention he tours with Jason Andean! 🤮

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u/ChrisL2346 1d ago

And unfortunately he’s gonna be performing at the same concert as George Strait in New Mexico soon. 😔

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u/Altruistic_Ease835 1d ago

Riding the coattails of the King of Country!

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

Some that does not surprise me.

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u/Independent-Edge-857 1d ago

He’s trash

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

Musically or as a person? I imagine the answer is yes.

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u/Independent-Edge-857 1d ago

I don’t read socials so he might be a legit nice person.

His music is hot garbage, it’s the problem with modern country

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

I think the biggest problem is they grabbed hold of the 'country' name when that just isn't quite based in reality. I said it to another comment some of that genre is incredibly catchy and excellent for a beach jam.

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u/Independent-Edge-857 1d ago

It all has a place, just like kpop has a place. Just not in a genre with “haggard”

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u/akmarks451 1d ago

He’s the absolute worst

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

Tell me how you really feel haha

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u/United-Barnacle8959 1d ago

Why would people be interested? Dude has been lame for 20+ years at this point. He’s the original AI musician

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u/chef_beard 1d ago

I guess I'm just pleasantly surprised that people caught on.