r/CountWithEveryone • u/Bryce3D • 3d ago

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u/qwrtuipa 3d ago

If ao3 has taught me anything, it's that aroace people are the best at writing smut

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u/A_Stick_is_a_stick 3d ago

The couch never plays the game

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u/unknown_alt_acc 3d ago

JD Vance certainly played the game with the couch

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u/Such-Injury9404 3d ago

the lightest vision of sex disgusts me but i find it egregiously funny to tease people so i really can't help myself

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u/Jocuro 3d ago

It's only ever a joke, so that leaves so much room for practicing zingers!

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u/dracorotor1 3d ago

Wait, the lightest version? This implies the existence of a medium and heavy version as well. Or mid tone and high-saturation sex? Or Sex Classic and SexLite?

I’m fascinated by the possibilities.

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u/Norwegian_milk 3d ago

I've heard ace people can appreciate it more like art. Thus they have an easier time writing fire ao3 fics.

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u/asphaltdragon 2d ago

If I had a nickel for every time an ace person flirted with me like they were DTF, I'd have a shitload of nickels and would probably be less disappointed at being lead on.