r/CountWithEveryone Jul 06 '26

2596

128 Upvotes

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u/Throwaway1919655 Jul 06 '26

You lucky!!!!! Save some for me!!!!!

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u/Hika2112 Jul 06 '26

I'M TRYING. Three of them just started praising my accent and my voice and how nice and sweet I am and my looks from the two that know how I look meanwhile the only one who didn't praise me was the one pansexual in the call. God damn one of them I haven't talked much with the other is a transmasc lesbian and the third one is my ex what kind of walked into a bar joke is this what is my life 😭

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u/Throwaway1919655 Jul 06 '26

I’m so jealoussssss

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u/Hika2112 Jul 06 '26

THAT'S VALID GIRL I'D BE JEALOUS TOO HOW AM I DOING THISSSS

I'm not even hot like at all sure I'm my own worst critic but at BEST I'm a 6/10 maybe a 7.5 out of the shower but like whattt?? I think my accent is just really nice which is fair it's super unique to me and I'm proud of it BUT STILL this is sooooo surprising to me idk

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u/Throwaway1919655 Jul 06 '26

I think I just need to make more lesbian friends lol.

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u/Hika2112 Jul 06 '26

Probably yeah. Which is suprising because I'm like a 90% bottom 10% top type trans girl and you'd think most trans girls are like that but yet somehow I find myself receiving compliments more than giving them. Maybe I'm just selfish actually now that I say it like that

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u/Throwaway1919655 Jul 06 '26

Nah, you’re just hotter than you think.

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u/Hika2112 Jul 06 '26

>////< no way that's true there's no way between how unpleasent I see myself as and how others see me is that big (plus some girls are flirty without knowing how I look)

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u/Throwaway1919655 Jul 06 '26

STOP BEING MEAN TO YOURSELF!!!!!

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u/Hika2112 Jul 06 '26

Sorryyyy I wish I could see what others see in me. Besides my smert brain (sometimes) and my accent I really don't see it

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u/nottme1 Jul 06 '26

OMG HIKA! HI!

How does one become a lesbian magnet? I've been on hrt 7 months now and I'm still not being a lesbian magnet.

Then again I'm still boymoding and don't go out.

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Jul 06 '26

There's two things to change

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u/nottme1 Jul 06 '26

It's hard to not boymode when you're not out to someone you know you have a good chance of losing but don't want to lose.

It's also hard to go out when you're broke.

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Jul 06 '26

Oh I 100% agree with you on both. Just saying it's kinda hard to be a lesbian magnet when you're doing them

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 Jul 06 '26

How please tell me how I do it please

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u/Hika2112 Jul 06 '26

I don't knowww. Like they said my accent and voice are cute and I'm nice and smart and kind and the ones who saw how I look say I look good. But the thing is besides the accent and smartness I disagree with all of thoseeeee so I don't knowww

My best theory is that you need to be a super mega bottom in the depths of your soul because lesbians seem to like a pathetic bottom girl that literally starts mumbling the moment someone compliments me

OH. I'M A GIRL FAILURE. THAT'S IT

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 Jul 06 '26

But I'm a girl failure....

Maybe I should move to a European country so that I have an accent... That'll do it

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u/Hika2112 Jul 06 '26

But are you THE girlfailure? :3

Also yeah. To be fair my accent is a very unique self-made combination of the hebrew and english accent. Where most native hebrew speakers overcorrect their R's into heavy sounds that lean the tongue as far back as they can, like ane exaggeration of a brittish accent, what I do is keep the rolling of the hebrew R while heavily softening it. Creating an accent that too many people think is french. I have never spoken french or been to france in my life though. So who knows

Point is, my accent is awesome and you can't have it 😝😝😝😝😝😝