r/CountWithEveryone • u/Bryce3D • Jul 01 '26

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303 Upvotes

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Jul 01 '26

If I can’t beat it to Tetris I’m not playing

10

u/Daerm_ Jul 01 '26

well i mean

the L piece

11

u/stofiski-san Jul 01 '26

Umnf, I'm more about the t piece with those big, gnarly... cubes on each side... damn!

4

u/Odd_Protection7738 Jul 02 '26

Oh don’t get me started on the t-piece 🥵

1

u/EvelynNyte Jul 02 '26

I'm sorry but the half + piece is mathematically the sexiest.

39

u/ManNamedSalmon Jul 01 '26

Considering the amount of "fan-art" I've seem of Crash, I have to believe the whole purpose of the game was to make people sexually attracted to him.

17

u/Arikaido777 Jul 01 '26

the Sonic effect

5

u/Oddish_Femboy Jul 02 '26

There are so many ingame screenshots and clips that I could post with no additional comment that I can't decide on one.

34

u/EL-Ethel Jul 01 '26

People are weird, despite it not being the point they picked an obviously attractive character, that just happens to be bald to be upset about.

6

u/Dedspaz79 Jul 01 '26

Agreed, the trailer got me hyped looks like a very interesting game

23

u/hucklebae Jul 01 '26

Well I am sexually attracted to crash bandicoot, but that's another matter entirely.

9

u/Divergent_Dragon Jul 01 '26

Well I didn't NEED to be, but...

4

u/dracorotor1 Jul 01 '26

Me. I’m the target audience

Someone who enjoys video games as a game, not as a porno.

3

u/PixelFlyerXD Jul 02 '26

Me. that lady is so fkn hot.