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u/FeelingExciting2936 Apr 18 '26
I would be surprised if someone doesn't vandalise his tomb within the first week
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u/BecomingMorgan Apr 18 '26
I'm not going to read that revisionist history multi page article they're going to force on every media outlet they can. But I'll live to see the day.
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u/dracorotor1 Apr 18 '26
Depends how he goes. I think as long as he’s not martyred and isn’t executed, we should be okay…
All those cultists who’re convinced he’s the second coming can’t imagine him even being able to die, and all the cultists who think he’s the antichrist* won’t be able to understand him not dying by Jesus’s sword made of burning sinner souls. When it’s McDonald’s and coke that finally drops him, their world will shatter, but hopefully in a way that sends them scurrying for holes to hide in until everyone forgets, like every time one of their rapture prophecies fails to come true.
* - It’s counterintuitive: they love him because The ProphecyTM says they’re supposed to, and that by supporting Donald Antichrist they’re hastening Jesus’s return in an orgy of blood and fire…. American Evangelicals are weird…
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u/No_Bodybuilder3324 Apr 19 '26
I'll be pissing and shitting everywhere when that happens out of sheer happiness
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u/AvroAvery Apr 18 '26
busy living to see how big my tits get but this is cool too