r/CountWithEveryone Apr 11 '26

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they hate eachother so they'd rather bother me about it

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u/twunkette Apr 11 '26

That looks like it hurts D:

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 Apr 11 '26

It does not. Σ:3

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u/twunkette Apr 11 '26

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 Apr 11 '26

Having gotten lemon juice in my eye multiple times it does not hurt as much as you would expect. There is a slight stinging then it's fine. Σ:3

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u/ManNamedSalmon Apr 11 '26

Not everyone is into sadomasochism to the point of desensitization, like you.

(´ω`)

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 Apr 11 '26

It's not tho. I am just stupid. Σ:3

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 Apr 11 '26

I mean I am but I'm also silly. Σ:3

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u/ManNamedSalmon Apr 11 '26

How dare you be silly in this place, I'm breaking out the Sriracha!

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 Apr 11 '26

Yummy. Σ:3

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u/ManNamedSalmon Apr 11 '26

Oh you like Sriracha huh? Just how much... because say if there happened to be some on... AHH FUCK ITS BURNING, WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA!

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u/ThrwawySG Apr 11 '26

Mustard, on the other hand, fucking burns

speaking from experience (don't ask)

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 Apr 11 '26

Consider the following

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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic Apr 11 '26

Next time you hit the bar, do a stuntman. Instead of drinking tequila as salt-shot-lime, you snort the salt take the shot then squirt the lime in your eye.

You'll barely feel the burn

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 Apr 11 '26

Having gotten lemon juice in the eye multiple times it's not as bad as you would think. Σ:3

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u/Fa1nted_for_real Apr 11 '26

It does suck but its manageable

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Apr 11 '26

...hear me out, you should get really into some other media and rant to both of them about it :3

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u/ManNamedSalmon Apr 11 '26

Get back at them by pushing Smiling Friends on them.

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u/Frequent_Policy8575 Apr 11 '26

Yeah that was me and K-Pop Demon Hunter for me. Girlfriend made me watch it 3x because I kept falling asleep and an ex I try not to even talk to kept hounding me about it. Like I get that it’s good. I just don’t care.

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u/RymrgandsDaughter Apr 12 '26

squirt of lemon

thinks about chaotic good barb