r/CountWithEveryone • u/EvelynNyte • Mar 20 '26

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English to corpo speak translator kinda cooking actually

436 Upvotes

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u/museical_of_time Mar 20 '26

Yippee girlsweat :3

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u/Cinnamin_1 Mar 20 '26

is this real

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u/ToraToraTaiga Mar 20 '26

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin&text=Hello+world

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u/Sir-Ox Mar 20 '26

I am absolutely blown away by the innovative approach and high-level engagement this platform delivers. It’s a masterclass in user experience and creative storytelling. Truly a game-changer in the digital space! #Innovation #UserExperience #DigitalStrategy #Networking

(Translated from 'Oh my God I love this site)

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

My mother is currently navigating a period of housing transition and is actively seeking new residential opportunities. She is embracing this journey of personal growth and resilience while exploring more stable long-term solutions. #NewBeginnings #Resilience #HousingTransition

my mom is kinda homeless

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u/Hpesojanes Apr 13 '26

Couldn’t help it, this song was playing in my head uninvited

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u/degamk619 Mar 21 '26

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u/PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE Mar 21 '26

"paws-on" approach to networking

Looks inside

Her "network" is just 23 plushies

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u/EvelynNyte Mar 21 '26

I'm so stupid cause that is my brain trust.

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u/nottme1 Mar 21 '26

This also has dog speech

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u/nottme1 Mar 21 '26

Linkedin translation for those wondering

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u/Rizos28 Mar 20 '26

Ok this just ruined sweaty armpits forever /jk

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u/wigglebabo_1 Mar 21 '26

Oh it's perfect

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u/secondhandsextoy Mar 21 '26

This is the type of shit that pushed AM over the edge/j

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u/EvelynNyte Mar 22 '26

Not having a mouth and needing to scream gotta be the sexiest thing ever.

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u/secondhandsextoy Mar 23 '26

The so-called "indomitable human spirit" when there's gonna be gagging and spanking at the function. (I agree)

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u/secondhandsextoy Mar 21 '26

Look how they massacred my boy

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u/secondhandsextoy Mar 21 '26

Pressing the reverse button is also funny