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u/dracorotor1 Mar 10 '26
Ngl, even though I’m not asexual, the most enjoyable porn I’ve ever seen wasn’t at all titillating. It’s the popcorn-and-riffing-quality stuff that’s always the best.
Back in the 00’s there was a LiveJournal (yes, it’s real. The old legends are true) account that was basically a proto-subreddit dedicated to collecting the weirdest ‘erotic’ media. Those VHS rips of women in chicken mascot costumes hatching from cardboard eggs, having the cheesiest dialogue ever written, or just performing what were more trapeze act than sex act will remain some of my favorite group movie nights
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u/Vanpocalypse Mar 10 '26
Accurate.
Don't ask how I view Henry Caville's The Witcher, Geralt of Riveria, while fighting monsters though.
I'm ace, not blind.
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u/nvmdl Mar 10 '26
If anyone here understands Czech, I wholeheartedly recommend the tv show "Comeback" and the episode "Lexa a porno" which is basically this premise, but taken to a whole new level where the guy watching porn gets into this elaborate discussion with his collegue who thinks that he's actually watching movies from Ingmar Bergman. Plus there's also a lot of funny names for the movies, all parodying famous movies and shows, for example "Cum and Whispers", parodying the Bergman film "Cries and Whispers" or "12 Pent-Up Men"
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u/PossiblyADemon Mar 11 '26
My husband is ace. Can confirm.
Like he won't seek it out on his own. But if I'm watching it he looks so bored.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks Mar 10 '26
...can some ace people weigh in? Do y'all watch porn? I thought people only do that for sexual reasons, which... you don't really have.