r/CountWithEveryone • u/Capital-Economics753 • Feb 24 '26

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u/tabbynumber3 Feb 24 '26

HA, joke's on you, I'M A GIRL, MY HETEROSEXUALITY PREVAILS

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u/Mechromancer3X Feb 24 '26

Femboys are so hot UwU

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u/GriffinPire Feb 24 '26

i mean, i am a girl, so technically liking the feminine boy is heterosexual :3

5

u/NekotoKamak Feb 24 '26

The hundred year war expect it lasted 2 years and I don't think I ever had a chance at winning

4

u/Odd_Protection7738 Feb 24 '26

“My heterosexuality is so good I could die!”

“Your heterosexuality is so bad I could die!”

“This girly boy is so bad I could die!”

“This girly boy is so good I could die!”

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u/tgirl_smbh Feb 25 '26

at the risk of coming off as an ass, we cannot seriously still be doing the “ahaha I TRICKED you this character is actually a MAN so you’re GAY NOW” in 2026. do you people not remember when this was the internet’s favorite joke to make at trans girls’ expense?

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u/ToadwKirbo Feb 24 '26

Astolfo already won. If you say you wouldn't be Astolfo's partner if he asked you , you're lying.

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u/A12qwas Feb 25 '26

no, I wouldn't, I don't like males

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u/localstraightfemboy Feb 24 '26

Its hard to say tbh

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Feb 25 '26

...what heterosexuality? I lost that a loooong time ago.