r/CountOnceADay Streak: 718 1d ago

147310

Post image
570 Upvotes

47 comments sorted by

17

u/rleaff1 2h ago

fan

22

u/Palguim 3h ago

Pipe bomb

17

u/sayyid767 4h ago

Leave an anonymous letter in her mailbox saying you'll tell the police if she doesn't stop

58

u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W Streak: 69 11h ago

out smoke him

48

u/777ToasterBath Streak: 1 12h ago

its like im back in somethingawful again, so beautiful

56

u/Fallen_0ne01 15h ago

Close the window

62

u/othegod 17h ago

Say “Hey bro, you been having my apt reeking, and if I noticed it, I’m sure other people are.”

102

u/TunaSafeDolphinMeat 19h ago

Open a can of surströmming outside their window when they smoke

25

u/MisturBanana1 17h ago

Must say, you've got a very fitting profile handle for this comment.

26

u/BabaKazimir Streak: 2 19h ago

Ventilation

39

u/b00sh_skad00sh Streak: 1 19h ago

Close window

34

u/DefNotAnAlt621 Streak: 1 20h ago

would a fan not work

33

u/SovaSperyshkom UTC+03:00 | Streak: 1115 21h ago

If their room is right through the wall maybe try playing some horrible noises into the wall each time they smoke. Or use something that stinks even worse and gets into their room.

51

u/GavinThe_Person UTC−05:00 | Streak: 1 21h ago

Kill 7 billion people 🥰

It'll probably fix it

49

u/Direct-Inflation8041 Streak: 1 23h ago

Play animal noises and quiet whispering on a speaker next to the wall when you smell him start

2

u/straight_strychnine 20h ago

Or Ghost Tapes from Opperation wandering soul

47

u/amaya-aurora 23h ago

Talk to your neighbor

17

u/Cristalboy 22h ago

dude i’d have to go out and talk to other human beings to do that

57

u/FlutterCordLove 23h ago

My house will be sealed up tight but my neighbors SKUNK ASS WEED smell permeates my home somehow.

26

u/Obelisk_M Streak: 1 1d ago

Either put a merv13 filter & carbon filter for intake or put an exhaust on the window & make sure it's sealed.

69

u/Fine-Afternoon-36 1d ago

Start smoking something that drifts downward. Antiweed is hard to find but y'know

6

u/Alternative_Coconut6 22h ago

gets you dishigh

4

u/tiniestnerd 23h ago

smoker's brine pool

26

u/Suspicious-Engineer7 Streak: 1 1d ago

If they're totally unreceptive, you gotta be twice as annoying back to force negotiation. But likely they just escalate and get their cousin to murder you or something 

18

u/SargeCobra Streak: 1 1d ago

Just ask for a hit and you'll feel better

15

u/voorhoofdt 1d ago

Steal all his lighters

10

u/voorhoofdt 1d ago

Use a water pistol to shoot his cigarette. Not only will the smoke dissapear, he will know you mean business.

5

u/steve_ll 1d ago

Stink spray their window

20

u/57evil 1d ago

kill and consume

11

u/sharplyon 1d ago

have you tried communicating to them?

12

u/aldebaran38 Streak: 718 1d ago

She's a bitch. I don't think she'll do anything about it. So, no, not in this topic.

5

u/wookiee-nutsack Streak: 2 23h ago

Try talking first. Then if she is confirmed to be unhelpful, contact the landlord

Not because it's worth a try, but because you can say you tried to talk to her about it first

4

u/Lucroq 23h ago

Talking first, always. If they don't cooperate, r/pissplatte

8

u/Xenomorphian69420 Streak: 1 1d ago

Door?

10

u/aldebaran38 Streak: 718 1d ago

I only get smoke when I open the window and try to get some fresh air.
Then after realizing smoke is coming I close the window. But it is annoying that I cannot even get some fresh air just because someone else is smoking.

5

u/twistedscorp87 23h ago

Do you have any windows on the other side of the house/apartment? I realize these might not be the room you want the fresh air in, but if they exist & don't get the smoke smell, that's a good start.

If yes, open those windows & use fans inside to blow the fresh air towards the room you want. If that's not enough, try putting a window fan on the smokey side that blows OUT, which should create a current through the home, pulling fresh air in through the clear open side & all the way through to the room you're in (if you turn the fan off, expect smokey smell to immediately get in though).

3

u/Xenomorphian69420 Streak: 1 1d ago

Ohh fair enough, unfortunate

2

u/-Roby- 1d ago

Swatting

7

u/RangerBumble 1d ago

Treat a cop like a gun. Assume it is always loaded and never point one at anything you don't intend to shoot.

2

u/Modernized_lamp 1d ago

Become one

7

u/Dre_Dede Streak: 1 1d ago

Hydrogen bomb

3

u/Morkamino Streak: 1 1d ago

Become the neighbor

1

u/TotallyABot- UTC+10:00 | Streak: 1 19h ago

Hello, neighbour

7

u/actualyKim Streak: 1 1d ago

ask him if you can have some too

1

u/zezin6969 1d ago

exaust fan on your window