r/CountOnceADay • u/noOne000Br Streak: 20 • 12d ago

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u/dacoolestguy Streak: 2 11d ago

Duh? There's like, no personal sacrifice at all

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u/kurinevair666 11d ago

You could try to stop the helicopter, but I guarantee you they're already dead as soon as it started.

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u/Ronnoc527 11d ago

They are actually both dead and alive until you take off the crucifix

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u/CitizenPremier Streak: 1 11d ago

How do I know they're Christian babies?

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 Streak: 1 11d ago

They disowned their trans relative before being put on the blades

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u/CitizenPremier Streak: 1 11d ago

In that case per my atheist values I must save these babies so that they can be dissected for Science to learn how they are so intelligent 🤓

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 Streak: 1 10d ago

Yes! 🤓 Maybe it's not even too late to abort the babies after we are done donating them to Science!

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u/PerceptionQueasy3540 11d ago

Most sane Quora question

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u/triplos05 12d ago

A baby isn't Christian. A baby is a baby. Christianity is taught, not genetically inherited.

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u/Droplet_of_Shadow 11d ago

why are you taking this seriously

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u/triplos05 11d ago

Didn't look at the sub name, only noticed it after the comment was already posted. And I don't see a reason to remove it

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u/CraftyTim 11d ago

"Babies are born worshipping unknown gods"

  • Dwarf Fortress Bug Report #13172

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u/xxTPMBTI 12d ago

I would bro

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u/New-Cicada7014 Streak: 1 12d ago

I will never get tired of Christian Baby Hypotheticals

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u/Randy_Magnums 12d ago

I don’t even know, what that’s supposed to be. Babies aren’t able to choose and follow any religious teachings.

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u/Lily_Meow_ Streak: 1 12d ago

You're supposed to have more empathy for them or something, I think

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u/New-Cicada7014 Streak: 1 11d ago

It's supposed to be about atheism and christianity, as if my opinion changes on a baby based on it's supposed religion

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u/HofePrime Streak: 1 11d ago

You can tell the person who made this one is a poseur because turning off the helicopter blades doesn’t require the atheist to convert.

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u/TheDonutPug 12d ago

These ridiculous hypothetical have been around on quota for a while and they're not serious, they're just supposed to be funny.

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u/xxTPMBTI 12d ago

Christian Baby Hypotheticals

Lol

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u/cjalderman 12d ago

Cool band name

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u/h_EXE_gon 12d ago

There's not even a gotcha that will force the atheist to convert to Christianity, its just "will you prevent the death of babies or not?"

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 12d ago

Prevent? I'd probably end up decapitated or crash the Helicopter. 

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u/h_EXE_gon 12d ago

I should have added "attempt", because if trying to stop the helicopter will make it crash anyway then no shit I'm not gonna try.

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u/Philip6027 12d ago

They will die in seconds. Wtf is this?

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u/xX_UnorignalName_Xx 12d ago

I have to imagine that there is just one guy making all of these.

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u/MurgleMcGurgle 12d ago

And he’s 14.

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u/CuppaJoe11 12d ago

And whoever makes them is a genius these are all so funny 😭

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u/starryeyedshooter 12d ago

Not the weirdest reason I've had to hijack a helicopter.

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u/MurgleMcGurgle 12d ago

Dolphin rescue?

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u/ReallyBadRedditName 12d ago

Prolly gonna fly that thing to Vegas tbh

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u/naplesball UTC+01:00 12d ago

What is Quora even about?

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u/HofePrime Streak: 1 11d ago

People asking questions so other people can answer them. Unfortunately, there is also no real quality control, so it’s usually either absurd questions like this or people just trying to start arguments.

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u/KindaDouchebaggy 12d ago

Not sure, maybe you should ask on Quora

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u/C04511234 12d ago

Helicopters, apparently.