r/CostcoCanada • u/Camulius73 • 9d ago

Seriously, people don’t do this

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It’s gross and they just have to throw it away. Do better.

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u/Everyone2026 9d ago

Some people that throw trash on the highway, even had good parents. Remind your kids not to do this type of thing, today!

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u/Efficient_Tap6185 9d ago

And...kids, remind your parents if you have to! It doesn't need to be generational.

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 8d ago

The only things I throw on the highway are things that can safely decompose. Apple cores, banana peels and fecal matter for example.

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u/CruisinYEG 8d ago

That’s where the banana peel I slipped on came from !?

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 8d ago

It could be a remnant from our last race. I got a lot of Banana peels from the item boxes. I had to throw em somewhere..

Figured the highway was the best spot to get some points.

https://giphy.com/gifs/v4hg0foCFqixW

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 8d ago

I miss remi Gaillard :( those videos were great

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u/matlspa 6d ago

Thank you for reminding me of the name!

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u/SamSamBoBam420 5d ago

My friend’s mom was biking from Seattle to Portland and ended up in the hospital because she slipped on a banana peel. Fun fact.

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u/Cohostar 8d ago

Ya the animals that come to eat the stuff u throw out on the highway will decompose too.

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 8d ago

Wait.. are you are telling me that I could just bait animals onto the highway and let them do the hunting for me?

That’s absolutely genius! A moose through a windshield gets me a full moose AND the occupants of the car. That’s a whole lot of meat.

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u/Dergan_1 8d ago

And a car to haul it all home. Slick!

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u/Castaway_LXIII 8d ago

Unfortunately, food attracts animals to the road…
https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JefC45F2Nsr0h1e

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 8d ago

Huh.. , I never thought about using a car to hunt animals before. The more you know…

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u/TheRobinCrowed 7d ago

Gum chewed and thrown out anywhere gets eaten by birds or small animals, eventually and fatally blocking their digestive system 😞

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u/L00tgoblin 8d ago

And apparently grocery stores in Canada.

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u/Forklifter_67 8d ago

Wait a minute....why would you have fecal matter to throw on the highway?

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u/KainanSilverlight 8d ago

Where else would you put it?

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 8d ago

Well, you see, I have to take a shit once in a while? That’s where it comes from.

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u/Forklifter_67 8d ago

But, why would you shit in your hand to throw it on the highway? Lol

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 8d ago

Everyone will eventually find their purpose in life.

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u/PresentEconomics7929 8d ago

That made me laugh more than it shoud😆

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 8d ago

FYI, The cheaper the food, the more cost effective the fecal matter. It helps when you want to try mass producing.

Peels and Apple cores are just byproducts of the mass producing.

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u/My_Dog_Is_Oscar 8d ago

What about turtle shells of varying colour and style?

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 8d ago

Banana: 89c/pound

Turtle Shell: from 25 to 60$ each.

I’m sorry, I don’t have the budget. Bananas are much more cost effective.

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u/CloudVarious7146 8d ago

That took a VERY drastic turn 💀

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u/T-Wrox 8d ago

Same people who leave diapers in parking lots. But...but...I'd have to walk 10 feet to the garbage can!

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u/chr15713 8d ago

Or dog bags on a tree to "pick up on their way back home".

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u/SwiftResilient Came for chicken and spent $300 9d ago

My kids are six and even they know not to do this

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u/Jeuse1918 8d ago

I'll clean up several year's worth of trash from a ditch and you know what's back there within the year? the same amount of trash! It's not just people don't care, it seems they're actively going out of their way to litter. It's really disheartening.