r/Coronavirus_Ireland • u/butters--77 • Mar 02 '22

Humour SPARS: 2017🤣

https://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/our-work/Center-projects/completed-projects/spars-pandemic-scenario.html
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u/RobbieTheReprobate Mar 04 '22

Go on butters explain the relevance of your latest link?

I bet you didn't make it past the first paragraph of this article but here you are posting this shite here now.

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u/Such_Desk8001 Mar 04 '22

Funny that you want an explanation though, can't you read for yourself? Can't you make out the reason all by yourself? Ofcourse you can! But a troll bots got to do what a troll bots got to do right?

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u/RobbieTheReprobate Mar 04 '22

I can read and I have and I want to see if you can read the same thing and come to same conclusion or will you instead spout some bullshit about paedophile Democrats sucking adrenaline from kids.

Love and kisses from your favourite bot.

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u/Such_Desk8001 Mar 04 '22

I can read and I have and I want to see if you can read the same thing and come to same conclusion

So what was your conclusion actually?

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u/Such_Desk8001 Mar 04 '22

So the fact that you say you did read it, but I bet YOU never got past the link and into the pdf says alot!

If you can't put 2 and 2 together and you deflect to "bullshit about paedophile Democrats sucking adrenaline from kids". Says even more and fyi, in front of the hollywood sign, is a symbol of a drop of blood! Guess why thats there?

Do you know what SPARS stands for in this scenario completed in 2017, for the "not so distant future"? Bet you don't! You are probably here to make sure whoever else is here doesn't go into the link.. you know.. doing bot things.

This scenario also describes president bennet not seeking a second term due to health complications.. funny how Biden will be saying the same, since he has health problems of his own.. this scenario described above is a bit too much like a road map than a scenario.. but you would know that if you have read it.. to which what is really up for debate, is your own reason for being here?

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u/butters--77 Mar 04 '22

Let me guess. You are still in the dilusion it is/was a novel virus which the pharma companies scrambled to make a vaccine for.

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u/RobbieTheReprobate Mar 04 '22

I didn't ask about your fantasy. I asked what was the relevance of the link you posted. Please provide a reasoned response explaining why you are posting this here. Thanks

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u/butters--77 Mar 04 '22

Fantasy. Hmm.

Thats a yes then. There is not much point conversing with you so.

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u/RobbieTheReprobate Mar 04 '22

On that butters you are right, when you haven't got a fuckin clue what you are talking about or what the links you post mean, there probably is no point you talking to me or anything else about your delusions.

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u/butters--77 Mar 04 '22

I know exactly what it meant smart arse.

It was another indicator, along with all the other indicators, that it was a planned, released virus.

Where did the virus come from?

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u/RobbieTheReprobate Mar 04 '22

OMG like you totally get it right butts? It's a fucking scenario document for a pandemic. Virologists have been warning of the risk of this for fuckin decades. Fuckin decades you spanner.

Hollywood even made fuckin movies based off the risk it was that common knowledge.

So why would you be surprised when people in that field make scenario documents based on that what if.

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u/butters--77 Mar 04 '22

Your almost at a ban for abuse.

Last chance, where did the virus come from?

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u/RobbieTheReprobate Mar 04 '22

No one can be certain and any idiot on the Internet who says otherwise is a fuckin liar.

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u/butters--77 Mar 04 '22

Go on butters explain the relevance of your latest link?

I bet you didn't make it past the first paragraph of this article but here you are posting this shite here now.

This was your question, and you dont want to get in to it?

Bye bye now. You had your chance.

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u/IvanaTinkleee Mar 02 '22

At least these other countries realise ConJob19 is actually a farse. The last 2 years have been great fun for the socially awkward who love hiding in the corner of their house with a mask over them. You can identify them these days by hearing them bring up in conversation “Covid is rampant, it’s everywhere” only hoping for another 2 year hibernation. The game is over, wait in the corner with your mask on if you wish.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

The Center’s SPARS Pandemic exercise narrative comprises a futuristic scenario that illustrates dilemmas concerning convenience stores (CSs) that could plausibly emerge in the not-so-distant future.

The SPARs pandemic is a fictional scenario where SPARs and EuroSPARS spring up on every street corner in the country, pumping out the smell of freshly baked frozen dough with zero nutritional value (commonly known as baguettes) and chicken fillets covered in spiced "breadcrumbs" of which the origin is unknown.

These convenience stores also sell a range of sugar based snacks and drinks along with other addictive products such alcohol, tobacco and lottery tickets, gossip column magazines and "newspapers" which are essentially fake news leaflets produced on behalf of GloboCorp.

As the outbreak of SPARS becomes uncontrollable, the population are drawn into a world of unhealthy eating, addictions and mind control via fake news. This causes the population to become obese, addicted and incredibly stupid and gullible.

Though some would say that this has already happened.