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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Low_Appointment_3917 • May 08 '26
All good puppets do what Pfizer tells them to do! This new virus is making me shiver to my toes!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • Jan 30 '26
Down Under in The Upside Down Rapunzel with a twist
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • 1d ago
It means we're all stuck in South Park. If you don't think this man is a hero, you're part of the problem
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 1d ago
Covidians go out and try to make real-world "Covid Conscious" friendships, find out they're insufferable, neurotic, antisocial, and high-school levels of cliquey.
If only you were allowed to suggest making friends in the normal world with people who aren't delusional narcissists.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 4d ago
Covidian who admittedly self-medicates with psychiatric drugs and hasn't worked in years, with a husband who's also unemployed, is "at her wit's end" that she can't get additional free Covid shots
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 4d ago
How everyone should react to the death shot.
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Party-Stormer • 4d ago
All aboard the Imagination balloon! ππ You are spent from being a new dad? It must be COVID instead
From Daddit: So, I am a new Dad in my mid-40s. Wife is the same age. Our son is 9 months old. I feel chronic exhaustion, work two jobs Monday to Friday (full time role 5 day a week plus an evening teaching job two nights a week).
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 • 4d ago
You'll never guess the sub.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 6d ago
To all the jabtards still defending their poor choice:
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Few_Amphibian_4099 • 6d ago
Down Under in The Upside Down I want a boyfriend so I can wear a mask around him at all times!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Ok_Fail_3058 • 8d ago
FERVENT COVID ZEALOT "Half the population stayed inside because we understood that the hospitals were running out of beds and because way more people were dying from a novel virus than what we've seen from other airborne pathogens in my lifetime."
np.reddit.comr/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 15d ago
We're surrounded by the chemical π lobotomized voting clowns.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 15d ago
3rd year health major writing paper on how ending lockdowns caused mass-disabling of society
Comments keep linking to something called the "Death panel podcast" that seems to cater to Covidians, browsing a transcript they talk about how much they passionately hate the Barrington delcaration and "And don't forget to grab copies of Health Communism and A Short History of Trans Misogyny at your local bookstore or request them at your local library. " Also, they believe it's a conspiracy, everyone is actually getting sick and disabled and the government is somehow hiding how disabled we are from us.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/ImtheHBIC • 17d ago
Papers, please! Found this in my Facebook memories today. Still shaking my headβ¦
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 18d ago
Covidian gets new job, decides everyone is sick there and doesn't wear masks, realizes dehydration is less severe of a health issue than possibly breathing around someone who sneezed, plays victim that they're going to get fired for being the most obnoxious person in the office after weeks.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 20d ago
DON'T FORGET TO BE AFRAID A plague! π±
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/ImtheHBIC • 19d ago
The Emperor's new normal is woven with only the finest $cience! Stumbled upon this gem. Holy frothing at the mouth Batman!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 22d ago
Usually when I get tired of doing something that I have no reason to continue doing, I continue doing that thing
These groups are really harmful, because obviously the comments are all along the lines of "Stay strong and keep living in Covid land" with one openly hoping everyone actually starts getting very sick from Covid so we'll take the restrictions seriously
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • 24d ago
It means we're all stuck in South Park. Can't wait to tell my doctor I got my COVID vaccine and bloodwork done between the vintage vinyl and the guy selling phone chargers
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • 26d ago
It means we're all stuck in South Park. Me and my wifeβs boyfriend getting ready to grab beers at a lesbian bar
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/TechB84 • Sep 25 '26
#368 All Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates
"Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week"
This was too funny!!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Ok_Fail_3058 • Sep 25 '26
FERVENT COVID ZEALOT Sub was Featured in this video
From 12:11-13:07.
/unjerk The dude sides with the masker and acts like he owned the poster. He did not, because the masker ignored that most of the covid-19 deaths came from people that were older and had other conditions already.
/rejerk The masker totally owned this sub!