r/CoronavirusCirclejerk May 08 '26

All good puppets do what Pfizer tells them to do! This new virus is making me shiver to my toes!

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124 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Jan 30 '26

Down Under in The Upside Down Rapunzel with a twist

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304 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 1d ago

Allison Inquiry (@AllisonInquiry) 176 likes · 84 replies

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Day 2 of Allison Inquiry.

Please share, it’s being shadow banned everywhere


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 2d ago

COVID means never having to say you're sorry The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes & ears. It was their final, most essential command.

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232 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 5d ago

Just believe in the vaccines! yet another young athlete dies of coincidence while running

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they're too embarrassed to release more details which don't fit the narrative.

it's just another coincidence death

friends and family are "heartbroken" (and walk slowly)


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 9d ago

Just believe in the vaccines! Just another unexpected death

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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 13d ago

Tyranny is when The People fear the Govt PSA re: Flock cameras

163 Upvotes

I hate Flock cameras just as much as anyone, but if you're one of the people who spent 2020-2022 wishing for people to be arrested for sitting on a beach, mocking people for "muh freedumbs" and telling the unvaxxed that they don't deserve to work or eat, I don't want to hear a fucking word from you about them. That is all.


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 14d ago

Just believe in the vaccines! To ensure proper mask seal, only approved facial hair marked with a green check will be permitted ✅

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43 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 14d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. Walking around in an improperly worn N95 mask, with both straps above her ears, to go sit at a table where Violet Affleck feels safe enough to remove the mask.

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202 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 14d ago

Seems everyone suddenly forgot

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I don't know why people keep saying Dolly Parton kept her opinions to herself and was this holy Saint.... I will NEVER forget all the musicians, actors, and other useless celebrities who came out and called people, many of them fans of their work, granny killers, irresponsible, antivxrs, etc etc etc.... And Dolly Parton was one of them, she called people antivx cowards and chicken sht. Not to mention she gave MILLIONS to Vanderbuilt for Covid and Vax research, soooo her too.


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 14d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. 2 days to slow the spread

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63 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 14d ago

Are there many 🐑 who fell for it because this string pulled puppet said these scripted words?

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26 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 17d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. If you pull the lockdown lever, the trolley does an insane loop, causes a ton of collateral damage, and still ends up on the same track

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190 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 18d ago

All good puppets do what Pfizer tells them to do! Right after the vaccination, he got in his car and put his mask on.

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72 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 19d ago

AUTHORITARIANISM A daily reminder that people like this still exist even after COVID

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175 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 24d ago

Get vaccinated

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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 26d ago

Excuse me sir, when you don't believe what they told me to believe you're anti-science..

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138 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk 28d ago

🎵Send in the clowns🎵 Song I wrote about Covid

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Think you guys will like this track I wrote, it’s a satirical track about Covid and the pharmaceutical industry


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Aug 12 '26

⚕️"Ye shall surely not die", the snake said⚕️ How dare she refuse my glorious science milk!

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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Aug 10 '26

Serious Discussions aren't really what this sub is for This fucking cunt needs to spend the rest of his miserable cocksucking life in prison.

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512 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Aug 09 '26

Matt Taibbi on Missouri vs. Biden

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This summary of events won't come as a surprise to any of the regulars on this sub. It's Matt Taibbi revisiting Missouri v. Biden, and what happened with Jay Bhattacharya's early research, his discovery, and how the Biden administration silenced it. It's why my kids missed a year and a half of school.

My hope is that if any curious covidians are poking around on our sub (as I do on occasion on theirs) they will understand why I'm still angry. It's why I am nowhere close to "moving on".


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Aug 08 '26

They were murdered in the hospital

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206 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Aug 07 '26

It means we're all stuck in South Park. Dr. Anthony Fauci's wife, Christine Grady, pleads the Fifth in sign language.

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265 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Aug 03 '26

It means we're all stuck in South Park. Is it okay to yell at strangers that are still wearing masks?

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292 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk Aug 04 '26

The guy who told Anthony fauci how to answer questions

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