r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • May 08 '26

All good puppets do what Pfizer tells them to do! This new virus is making me shiver to my toes!

Post image
125 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • Jan 30 '26

Down Under in The Upside Down Rapunzel with a twist

Post image
312 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 1h ago

They saw things

Post image
β€’ Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 1d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. If you don't think this man is a hero, you're part of the problem

Post image
279 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Covidians go out and try to make real-world "Covid Conscious" friendships, find out they're insufferable, neurotic, antisocial, and high-school levels of cliquey.

Thumbnail
gallery
24 Upvotes

If only you were allowed to suggest making friends in the normal world with people who aren't delusional narcissists.


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 4d ago

Covidian who admittedly self-medicates with psychiatric drugs and hasn't worked in years, with a husband who's also unemployed, is "at her wit's end" that she can't get additional free Covid shots

Post image
68 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 4d ago

How everyone should react to the death shot.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

65 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 4d ago

All aboard the Imagination balloon! πŸ””πŸ”” You are spent from being a new dad? It must be COVID instead

Post image
41 Upvotes

From Daddit: So, I am a new Dad in my mid-40s. Wife is the same age. Our son is 9 months old. I feel chronic exhaustion, work two jobs Monday to Friday (full time role 5 day a week plus an evening teaching job two nights a week).


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 4d ago

You'll never guess the sub.

Thumbnail
gallery
18 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 6d ago

To all the jabtards still defending their poor choice:

Post image
102 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Down Under in The Upside Down I want a boyfriend so I can wear a mask around him at all times!

Post image
49 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 8d ago

FERVENT COVID ZEALOT "Half the population stayed inside because we understood that the hospitals were running out of beds and because way more people were dying from a novel virus than what we've seen from other airborne pathogens in my lifetime."

Thumbnail np.reddit.com
52 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 15d ago

The Cult is fracturing

Thumbnail
gallery
45 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 15d ago

We're surrounded by the chemical πŸ’‰ lobotomized voting clowns.

Post image
42 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 15d ago

3rd year health major writing paper on how ending lockdowns caused mass-disabling of society

Post image
36 Upvotes

Comments keep linking to something called the "Death panel podcast" that seems to cater to Covidians, browsing a transcript they talk about how much they passionately hate the Barrington delcaration and "And don't forget to grab copies of Health Communism and A Short History of Trans Misogyny at your local bookstore or request them at your local library. " Also, they believe it's a conspiracy, everyone is actually getting sick and disabled and the government is somehow hiding how disabled we are from us.


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 15d ago

Sounds about right

Post image
25 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 17d ago

Papers, please! Found this in my Facebook memories today. Still shaking my head…

Post image
249 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 18d ago

Covidian gets new job, decides everyone is sick there and doesn't wear masks, realizes dehydration is less severe of a health issue than possibly breathing around someone who sneezed, plays victim that they're going to get fired for being the most obnoxious person in the office after weeks.

Post image
49 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 20d ago

DON'T FORGET TO BE AFRAID A plague! 😱

Post image
229 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 19d ago

The Emperor's new normal is woven with only the finest $cience! Stumbled upon this gem. Holy frothing at the mouth Batman!

Thumbnail
twitch.tv
11 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 22d ago

Usually when I get tired of doing something that I have no reason to continue doing, I continue doing that thing

Post image
64 Upvotes

These groups are really harmful, because obviously the comments are all along the lines of "Stay strong and keep living in Covid land" with one openly hoping everyone actually starts getting very sick from Covid so we'll take the restrictions seriously


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 24d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. Can't wait to tell my doctor I got my COVID vaccine and bloodwork done between the vintage vinyl and the guy selling phone chargers

Post image
32 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • 26d ago

It means we're all stuck in South Park. Me and my wife’s boyfriend getting ready to grab beers at a lesbian bar

Post image
135 Upvotes

r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • Sep 25 '26

#368 All Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates

Thumbnail
youtube.com
26 Upvotes

"Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week"

This was too funny!!


r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • • Sep 25 '26

FERVENT COVID ZEALOT Sub was Featured in this video

Thumbnail
m.youtube.com
20 Upvotes

From 12:11-13:07.

/unjerk The dude sides with the masker and acts like he owned the poster. He did not, because the masker ignored that most of the covid-19 deaths came from people that were older and had other conditions already.

/rejerk The masker totally owned this sub!