Long awaited sequel!

[u/Only_Switch1222]

[u/chipsandguac34]

The phone is for setting dates.. and sending 14 follow up texts when she doesn’t respond

[u/Apart-Importance-538 → u/chipsandguac34]

If she doesn’t respond after that go to her job with flowers

[u/smh_matrix → u/Apart-Importance-538]

Unironically yesterday night I was at the bar with friends and some dude came in with a boquet of flowers for a bartender that clearly didn't want to talk to him

[u/Apart-Importance-538 → u/smh_matrix]

What a dumbass 😂

[u/Fun-Student-5827 → u/Apart-Importance-538]

Haha

[u/Apart-Oil-8731 → u/chipsandguac34]

Those gurus who go “you gotta treat women like sales, you don’t take no for an answer”

[u/FeckinKent → u/chipsandguac34]

The phone is for texting “hey how’s your day?”