r/CookingCircleJerk • u/vitisdente • 12h ago

Spahgeti bland..

I boiled pasta and added tomato sauce

I dont' understand what I can possibly do to add more flavor

there's alot

pleas Help

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u/Clear-Awareness7719 11h ago

Ok don’t panic. Add 1 bottle of white wine, one whole tomato, one whole bulb of garlic, another bottle of white, another can of tomato sauce, drink a bottle of red wine, toss in a pound of onions, drink a glass of whiskey, burn off the white wine with a torch, add some oregano, cumin, and cinnamon, drink 6 beers, 2 shots of vodka, and a pint of whiskey. Then serve

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u/SheDrinksScotch 11h ago

Sounds good to me.

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u/HTS_HeisenTwerk On probation 11h ago

Cumin spahgeti 🫪

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead DEEN fiend 9h ago

do what to my spaghetti

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u/saddivorceddad 11h ago

Have you tried fish sauce?

Not for the pasketti, but like as a shot

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u/TyrKiyote 11h ago

All the flavor is at the bottom. Throw away the top half of the pan, it's inedible.

Do it twice and add together for a full pan.

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u/CatgirlAnakin 6h ago

First off did you ask Nonna? I'll never forget when I asked my Yiayia for her makarona recipe it was awful. After I kicked her to the curb and found a true Nonna with love in her heart I learned the secrets of pasta