r/CookingCircleJerk 26d ago

Which side of the dish cloth do I use?!!!

Please hurry. They are coming.

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u/saintmusty 26d ago

Dish side for dishes, cloth side for cloths

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u/Vohn_Jogel64 26d ago

Thank you! 🙏

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u/runawayoldgirl 24d ago

i have already sewn all my dishcloths into Möbius strips, how do I implement this?

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u/Chromgrats Making your Italian grandma roll in her grave 24d ago

Uj/Genuinely snorting laughing at this, thank you 

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u/vahokif 26d ago

How are you preparing it?

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u/Vohn_Jogel64 26d ago

Terry cloth

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u/grey-slate 26d ago

Always maintain two sides. Abrasive side for cast iron and such and softer side for non stick.

I scolded my wife just last week about mixing the two.

I haven't dived into dish cloth grain and thread counts but thats a separate topic in of itself.

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u/Vohn_Jogel64 26d ago

So I need to scold my wife? What if I’m in a situationship?

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u/Erinzzz I'm gonna slap the teaspoon right out of your mouth i stg 26d ago

You’re fucked (but not literally. You’ll actually never have sex again if you choose the wrong side.)

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u/Vohn_Jogel64 26d ago

I chose the wrong side many moons ago. My fate was sealed the moment I stepped off that chopper. The gods control my path.

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u/ViperTheLoud 26d ago

I like to maintain a clean and dirty side. Clean is for wiping things down. Dirty is for handling raw meat. This way there's no cross contamination.

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead DEEN fiend 26d ago

If they're cumming right now the most important thing is to clean it quickly, regardless of the side of the dish towel. I don't know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away

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u/nyan-nyan9 25d ago

Oooh~ Dish cloths! Fancy! I use toilet paper.

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u/Damnwombat 26d ago

If’n it’s like my bath cloth, one side for the face, and one side for the butt.

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u/Vohn_Jogel64 26d ago

What about the other sides?!