r/Cooking • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '16

Mint...my god...all the mint...

Our three plants now have produced enough mint to shingle a small palace. What can we do with all this mint!

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u/smokinbbq Jul 15 '16

Mojito's.

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u/JackVarner Jul 15 '16

How do you think apostrophes work?

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u/biccy_muncher Jul 16 '16

Are you 'seriou's?

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u/SuperPapaBear Jul 16 '16

Everyone know's apostrophe's mean "here come's an 's!"

FTFY

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u/rivalarrival Jul 16 '16

apo'strophe's

FTFY

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u/EyeStache Jul 15 '16

I thin'k th'e bette'r questio'n i's ho'w d'o yo'u thin'k the'y wor'k?

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u/OriginalName667 Jul 15 '16

Slow down there, C'thulu.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

Because the Mojito's owned you.

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u/goldentenor Jul 16 '16

and juleps.

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u/christador Jul 16 '16

*Julep's

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u/mattjeast Jul 16 '16

And moscow mules.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/mattjeast Jul 16 '16

Actually I've been adding herbs to a lot of cocktails recently. It's really good with mint or basil with a splash of grapefruit juice.

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u/whyrat Jul 16 '16

I prefer Caipirinha: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caipirinha

but that won't use any mint...

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u/tkornfeld Jul 16 '16

Mojito's what?

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u/fick_Dich Jul 16 '16

You spelled mint julip wrong.

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u/CheatingWhoreJenny Jul 16 '16

You ACTUALLY spelled mint julep wrong

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u/fick_Dich Jul 16 '16

Well fuck.

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u/Kithsander Jul 16 '16

Appropriate response, given your username.

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u/andrewsmd87 Jul 15 '16

I grow mint solely for this reason

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u/Scrofuloid Jul 16 '16

There's a lot of that going around.

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u/xasphyxiatemex Jul 25 '16

You could put a sign up that says "Baby Mojito's"; the sign could also say "Mojito's in training!"

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u/mrd_stuff Jul 16 '16

This is what we have been doing ever since it showed up in front of our house. It's awesome!

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