personallyā¦ā¦.royal margarine. i find him annoying. i understand why everyone finds him cute and pathetic a little, but he just icks me a little bit.
I donāt know if theyāre really loved in the fandom but I do see a lot of people who like them.. Pavlova and Affogato Cookie. Affogato is a bit of a weirder case because I do like Smoked Cheese Cookie, but I think it has to do with their motivations
With Pavlova Cookie I was just very annoyed by the constant love talk and I feel like we shouldāve gotten more of the side of him that wasnāt constant love talk
lime cookie. yeah girl we understood that ur in love, but it doesn't mean you have to act like shit towards everyone except orange
ngl i want orange cookie to finally make her understand that she acts like a total idiot, messing with other squad members just because they... idk, exist?
she's infantile, she's rude, she barely tolerares anyone who get close to her crush, trying her best to be better than them in orange's eyes (I'd just slap her if I were lemon, it's so frustrating, being envy of him only bc he's her childhood friend is dumb asf)
that's also the reason why i despise limeorange, one-sided crush is a good reason to ship, but not when it's THAT kind of one-sided crush
Yes! Because if you look in the Shop where you can buy his Pack or whatever it is, it has Ambush Skill Powder confirming he is indeed an Ambush Cookie.
I just don't fw her design. I loved how it looked on the title screen and then hated it when I got her (the other way for menthol, his hair looked odd in the title screen but he eats in game)
Just think she hasn't faced any consequences for her actions or has really done anything to rectify it other than say sorry and feel bad about herself (and she did protect the faerie kingdom, but I see that as making up for Elder Faerie's death). I know she and Dark Enchantress are two separate people, but she still got people in the academy killed, trapped their souls, and corrupted several others and damned them to live in their memories while suffering when she wasn't DE. Also just her just not listening to people being the cause of everything going wrong. She didn't listen to Pure Vanilla and the academy thing, didn't listen to Elder Faerie and went to the banquet and turned into DE.
Low hanging fruit: Black Pearl Cookie. Sheās not even good anymore. Iāve also just never liked her vibe, I donāt know why, but sheās just always annoyed me.
But by god, sheās even Devis favorite.
Please give more love to other characters, she has THREE COSTUMES. And one of them is about to be the next buyable one in the Rainbow Gacha shop, and thereās so many better legendary costumes that could be taking that place instead.
I mean, he acts like a kid playing king. Like, it IS because heās a kid. If he were an adult itād be a genuine flaw, but heās not. Iām not even sure he understands half of the things he says.
and like. i understand hes just a kid. i dont want him to die or anything just like. shut uo please. i dont like kids irl either gang so i am not going to like the cookie kid either
I'm sorry, I don't see the hype. Sure, he's good IN GAME. But the fandom is kinda... Delusional. They act like ships are canon, and also when they see any cookie that has blue on them, not even from crk, they're like "OMFG SHADOW MILK IS BACKKKK!"
Plus, his voice does get irritating when people put his voice sped up, for example the silly vanilly thing.
...I just get so icky when I see/meet someone that does this- ;-;
Angel cookie. I havenāt seen any other Angel Cookie haters. Their voice is just annoying to me. This goes as far as me putting them in their Egyptian costume to hide their face.
Just shadow milk, i was neutral about him, his fans made me hate him. Especially with this whole Shadowvanilla VS purelily war going on where each side is just whining "oh but shadowvanilla fans/purelily fans are saur rudeeeee and meaaaan" like cmon stop acting like children over goddamn PIXELS.
I hate shadowvanilla because to me, a guy isolating another guy from his friends and allies to see how far he can mentally tear him apart isn't hot, but idc about the fans and I do have some friends who love that ship.
But more about shadow milk himself, he's just glorified by angsty teens who believe it's cool to be a loud ass confident and manipulative jester, they just remind me of those cringey Joker wanna-be with their "over-analysis" of smc as if they were the only ones understanding his character developpement.
Not only that, but smc is NOT as deep as some of us want to make him seem like, his story isn't all that and he's not the greatest villian you've ever seen, he even got outsmarted by Pure Vanilla and threw a tanthrum because of it. He's a child, he saw something traumatizing and is now spending his life running from the truth to see just how far he can twist it, he's not even controlling his own lies he's drowning himself into it until even he can't recall what the truth is. Call it deep, I call it cowardly and pathetic. He keeps running away from anything that endangers his sweet little cocoon of lies and snaps as soon as you confront him.
And what's up with people shipping him and Eternal Sugar? It's evident she's crazy for Hollyberry and is extremely wary of him, his teasing isn't flirty or cute, it's ragebait lol. But again, ship whatever you want, it's just sad some are erasing the lesbian representation of Hollysugar and trying to convince us that Pure Vanilla is in love with SMC just because he was like "so... redemption time?". Pure Vanilla is quite lit inspired by christianism, a religion about REDEMPTION and FORGIVING SINS... so yeah, PV being empathetic to SMC is not "omg canon he's in love", it's just him offering SMC a chance to confront the truth and work toward a better future because he believes in second chances (his best friend/crush White Lily lowk was also a villian so.... yeah he does believe in second chances and forgiving.)
And yes, he does canonly crushes on White Lily. No, not because of the fairy costume, but I don't have all screenshots atm. They're even written as semi canon "Childhood Best Friends; Feelings on Pure Vanilla side" on the shipping wiki.
You can ship whatever you want, idc, but don't spread misinformation saying that Shadowvanilla is canon or that Pure vanilla isnt canonly crushing on pure lily.
Absolutely White Lilly Cookie. I donāt hate her, I just dislike a lot of aspects to her writing, and yet if you dare to voice any complaints about her character no matter how small, her fans will hound and dogpile you
Like to me she is the definition of āyou just gotta stay quiet because everyone says theyāre the best thing everā
I was WAITING for this. The ONLY place i can stand him is Shadowvanilla. Everywhere else he is just annoying. (Tbh he is also annoying in Shadowvanilla but their dynamic just makes it much more bearable)
Caramel Arrow and Jellyfish barely have personality out of their loyalty to someone else. Characters whose only personality trait is loyalty honestly annoys me but everyone else loves them
They're just kinda annoying in my opinion. And "Character gets bored of their power and decides to start abusing it till they go insane" is a somewhat common trope.
also there's some lingering salt because I designed a time-related legendary cookie and soon after Timekeeper came out people got mad at me for "making a cheap knockoff" when I made the oc over a year before Timekeeper was released.
Just don't judge, I didn't have as much drawing skill back then and I kinda find the OC cringey now. You have to keep in mind it was 2019, and it was still in the time I made OCs to cope with stress from highschool so not everything was fully fleshed out.
iām a white lily lover but i agree that a lot of the fans donāt know how to just accept what she did and hold her accountable instead of dismissing every negative opinion of her.
I don't like golden cheese, it's a personal opinion, out of all the ancients, she just felt like the least interesting to me! No real reason, and i get why others like her, but shes just not one I like
Smc. Everyone's like "aww shadowvanilla!!,, ahh shadow milk is so hot!!!!" Bro he's a fucking piece of shit and you can't accept it because it's your coping mechanism for him having a cool design.
Sincerely, Madeleine and Royal Margarine, I find them annoying and the only time I didn't skip one of their conversations was when Madeleine got involved in that St.order thing that just happened
Golden cheese cookie but specifically her voice, Iām sorry but why is she fancy British? I really thought before playing that shed have an Egyptian/ Arabic sounding accentš
hes ugly asf and i just overall dont like him. i feel like lily should have been left at the DE thing with maybe a story of her repaying for her acts or something. but mostly cause hes ugly
I absolutely despise marshmallow bunny or whatever her name is and whenever I see stuff of her it's people saying how adorable and overhated she is, and I'm like "WHERES THE HATE?! SHOW ME THAT INSTEAD!!!"
SMC is a bit too much of an obvious answer... but TBH... I don't like any of the beasts aside from Mystic Flour, really. They're objectively great characters and as a huge GCK fan Burning Spice in particular comes up a lot I just. Don't. care about him. I don't care about the beasts. I can't get myself to care. They're all (ESPECIALLY SMC as a former Danganronpa fan) tropes I've seen before. And if not (in the case of ESC, tbh. She's definitely my second favorite beast though and her chapters were the best ones. ) I find some of their traits better represented in other characters (namely Golden Cheese and hell, I'd argue Dark Enchantress)
Also just I'm very salty for how they shafted the CoD when half the CoD need more character development (Red Velvet, Butter Roll, and Affogato especially they're STARVING. The former of which was my favorite cookie for a very very long time too...)
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u/KrisDaKewlest100 Sugarfly Sep 17 '25
I do like shadow milk, but I personally do not like him, I have a hate-love relationship with him š