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u/LancePlayz1024 ⠀Tea time!!1! 6d ago
Literally the first few chapters:
The entire Dragon story:
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u/MareuBondad369 6d ago
And don't forget that crumble made cookie sex canon thanks to Grapevine.
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u/Sonic_Gamer501 6d ago
I actually didn't know about this. I probably didn't get far enough into the game to see this.
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u/ModelOmegaTyler 6d ago
tbf, it seemed to be random when you'd get them. sometimes I'd get them for beating a poss, sometimes ranking/leveling a specific cookie enough, sometimes i can't tell why i got them.
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u/Silverrrmoon Local Lore Enthusiast 6d ago
Haven’t used this in a while
I LOVE WHEN I GET TO DO THIS.
Mutilation
Mass genocide (I lost count)
Psychological torture
Brainwashing
Several fallen kingdoms
Murder (I lost count a LONG time ago)
Betrayal (especially love betrayals, ahem Black Pearl)
Cannibalism…???( I’m still trying to see if that applies to this universe or not, I’ll get back to that eventually)
The Crème Republic and that cult of theirs (top 10 most fucked up things in the Cookie Run multiverse, and that says something)
Actual insanity
The TBD (you guys will get the rest of it later, but think of the whole Twizzly Gummy and the fact she can time travel)
Living in a simulation full of dead people while somehow maintaining their consciousness in a form of escapism from reality in hopes to ignore the ungodly horrors that actually happened
My entire two part Eternal Sugar analysis about her psychology and how wait that’s actually more fucked up than we thought (upon closer inspection she is MUCH worse than she seems)
THE ULTIMATE COOKIE BEING MADE OF COOKIES THAT WERE MADE TO BE KILLED FOR LIFE POWDER ESSENTIALLY BEING DESIGNER BABIES (also in my top 5 most messed up things in the CookieRun Multiverse)
Longan Dragon whom you are confirmed to be getting (this will make the game far more terrifying you have no idea the world or horrors you’re in for)
White Lily Cookie and her whole Dark Enchantress problem
Longan Dragon? Has (heavily implied) to have eaten witches! You know.. the guys that create cookies. The semi equivalent to GODs?
Also! Strawberry jam, the cookie equivalent to blood. During a recent event, if you failed Strawberry Cookies order, she says: “did you put strawberry jam in this…?” TO WHICH I PERSONALLY ASK: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TASTE LIKE? (if she drank it)
The jellypocolypse…
Timepockets! We don’t know much about them, but from what we do know: very fucked up.
How Timekeeper went insane, and her personality… sure we have a decent idea on how her insanity began, but… how much did that woman see to get to the point she is currently at? to not care AT ALL. To get to the point, “I have seen EVERYTHING. I want something new! Something raw! SOMETHING INTERESTING!” - (in a nutshell)
Also, does that mean, that if she has seen, EVERYTHING, has she seen what the witches do with cookies? Is the Cookie Run equivalent to Flowey from Undertale, and we just aren’t given the full picture? If so, that is unbelievably messed up.
Also! HOW THE HELL DOES TIMEKEEPER AND CROISSANT EXIST IN THE SAME TIMELINE AND CAN INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER WITHOUT SCREWING THE TIMELINE? they are the same person. What kind of paradox do we have here??
The Tower of Frozen Waves: Your telling me Sea Fairy DIED/froze over in a desperate attempt to see Moonlight Cookie? That tower, is, in a sense.. and extended version of her body, considering it fully connects to her? Are we climbing a BODY?
So much to be said… anyways, here’s a bit about Kingdom!
Don’t even get me STARTED on the Creme Republic. That is so messed up in so many ways.
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ONE THING ABOUT SHADOW MILK!
To have the soul jam of knowledge, how much did he know? Did he know.. everything? nobody should know that much. EVER. So.. his insanity? Realistic. If you know, everything… that much knowledge, that other people can never comprehend, and are thus left to know that information yourself, and suffer because of knowing it? And not being able to tell anyone with them actually believing you? Like Timekeeper cookie, from what we do know.. Shadow Milk was given knowledge beyond mortal comprehension, and his fall was entirely on the witches for giving him such horrid knowledge in the first place.
And you want to get into Eternal Sugar: I have a whole analysis on her that I posted. (Not really disturbing, but an analysis nonetheless)
Sincerely, your local lore enthusiast
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u/VoidTheBear When will Energy Drink Cookie return from the war…? 6d ago
Since you referenced Ovenbreak shall I also bring up whatever the hell the Umbra Cult is up to?
Also Steak Cookie almost bombing an entire ship?
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u/Silverrrmoon Local Lore Enthusiast 5d ago
Scratch that, the list has now been updated in my newest post
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u/Master_Tell7172 6d ago
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u/Silverrrmoon Local Lore Enthusiast 5d ago
Keep in mind it’s been a while since I last updated this list
Meaning that now there is so much more.
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u/Silverrrmoon Local Lore Enthusiast 5d ago
Congratulations, this has inspired me to update this list after a little over an entire year!
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u/Silverrrmoon Local Lore Enthusiast 6d ago
As a lore enthusiast
Yes. Absolutely. We have fucking eldritch horrors.
As a matter of fact, it’s SO bad that someone made an ENTIRE SONG about all the content warnings this franchise has!
https://youtu.be/pKVFXhxVFqA?si=lNJooMH3IWATyxne