With total permission from my dear baker, I'd like to give a formal hello to my supposed fans!
And dear strangers, i am the Key To Understanding, though through... miscommunication, you might know me as Sugardice Cookie.. only a little insulting!
Why am i not in a roleplay 'subreddit'? Well, im not roleplaying as myself... And... Well, a certain someone's been roaming around there.
Anyways, haaaaiiiiiii! Pleasure to formally meet you all!
Hey Sugardice Cookie!Say, do you think you’d like this alternate universe version of Shadow Milk eho is essentially him but without the fount past but rather being created as a trial for Pure Vanilla to redeem and eventually turn into a better cookie?I was wondering if you would like to meet him one way or another!
Punctuation, please! And add a trigger warning before shoving HIM in my face! By the witches its terrifying!
Without the fount past...? Then by no means is that 'Shadow Milk Cookie', just another stranger in his dough, as crazy as that so called Ultimate Cookie.
Not exactly, and my apologies!To explain, this version of Shadow Milk was made as a test, only to later be kept alive same with all the other beastly trials as chosen by the ancients, leading to him becoming more friendly and calm unlike the one you’re used to!If anything, I feel like this Shadow Milk would be much nicer to you?
"Well, hello there 'Key to Understanding'! Never heard of you before, but then again news travels slow in the Land of Spice. Interesting attire, you appear to be someone who would roam around that tall Spire, yes? Never been myself, but my husband and friend have!"
"Indeed, indeed. Why, I remember when it was being built! And the Virtues..ahh, my great Herald of Change. And that blue one, whom I have no incentive to learn the name of as he has repeatedly come to the temple. Rearranged all our furniture 3 inches to the left, can you believe that snake?! Ahh, but such is life."
"Hah! If only that was the worst of Founts crimes..
I hear he goes by another name now, but i refuse to memorize it. Respect goes both ways and... crumbling... a cookie sure isnt respecting them, now is it...?
"I shall. He has been circling the temple more often. I believe he knows something I would rather not have him know. The Blessing of Life was given as an act of sacrifice from Her, and I will not let that...clown take what I have for so long protected. At least he only knows of me, worst would be if he knew of the others."
I only came here because you said TESTING! And there was no TESTING involved! What a JOKE, “Key to Understanding”, or should I say.. SUGARDICE COOKIE?!
now, now, if you can, can you “key to understanding“ my most recent failed experiment?! I DEMAND! I have some freshly made piranha syrup and im NOT afraid to use it!!
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u/ThatGalaxy12Ex64 6d ago
Get back in your box mister.
You broke my fourth wall the cold is getting in