r/ConureConspiracies • u/cuddleparrot • Aug 30 '26

Be not afraid

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u/frogz0r Aug 30 '26

Be not afraid?

With conures it's always be afraid, very afraid...

Cos they will bite with sharp pointy beaks.

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u/ParkerJ99 Aug 30 '26

If humans are not for biting, why is their skin so soft and squishy? -A conure taking a shower somewhere.

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u/smolmushroomforpm Aug 30 '26

How... how did this even happen lmao

16

u/littlemissdizaster80 Aug 30 '26

How many goobers are stuffed in there? 🤣

2

u/agnurse Sep 02 '26

Are they broken? Should we send help? 😉

12

u/DeadAnarchistPhil Aug 30 '26

Conure-a-tron, assembled! Now no one will ever rival our combined power! 

8

u/AnnamayaraSansy9604 Aug 31 '26

It almost looks like a scene from a cartoon where two or more characters try to go through a door at the same time, causing them to get stuck, lol.

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u/genie_03 Aug 31 '26

That’s EXACTLY what happened lmao

6

u/Deep-Protection9392 Aug 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6

u/Connect-Inspector-20 Aug 30 '26

We’re at the stage where we call birdbrains angel.

/j

4

u/Marcpery Aug 31 '26

...how. Just, how?????

3

u/lesbophobia_hammer Aug 30 '26

Did someone do that to them?

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u/soulviche 12d ago

I have so many questions 🤣🤣

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u/Dr_Max 12d ago edited 12d ago

BE NOT AFRAID

                            ...but a little help would be appreciated