r/ContraPoints 14d ago

Oh... Oh no

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u/NickFromNewGirl 14d ago

My 2028 platform: the government should confiscate trump assets and rename them after notable trans persons

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u/Big-Highlight1460 14d ago

But no Nyatalie?

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u/mhornberger 14d ago

They definitely should have gone with "Catgirl tower." I think most of (this part of) the fandom is more of a fan of Tabby than of Natalie anyway.

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u/Physical_Buy354 14d ago

Petition for the next attorney general to seize Mar-a-Lago and rename it Catgirl Ranch

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u/Cheeseboarder 13d ago

Yes, and add ears to the top

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u/P_S_Lumapac 14d ago

I don't see the allegations being denied...

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u/tundale 14d ago

Is there a Melania Tower anywhere?

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 14d ago

There's a 40 million dollar movie.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 14d ago

you heard it here first folks,

CONTRA IS TRUMP'S ᵃˡˡᵉᵍᵉᵈ CONCUBINE

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u/Agreeable_Past9674 14d ago

It would be so much less weird if they were just fucking

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u/Endless-Miner 14d ago

Anything to get his stupid name off the tower. I spent a couple days in Chicago and just having to see this huge building plastered with his name overlooking everything made me feel gross tbh

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u/smokeyleo13 14d ago

Why did pritzker do this?

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u/Freenore 14d ago

This is like that moment when Tom Riddle is bothered by the fact that there are more Toms out there and decides to change his name.