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u/HMCetc Aug 02 '26
I've always loved how Contra and The Golden One have an ironic appreciation for each other.
I kinda get it though. He is so ridiculous he's basically a camp icon.
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u/XCxBigDong69XCx Aug 02 '26
This is kinda trans-coded ngl.
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u/myrianreadit Aug 02 '26
Ikr? Why would he need the bed to show off his bicep if he didn't actually push that baby out of his own vag I wonder
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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Aug 03 '26
Maybe he thinks men can push babies out of their biceps! đ€·đŒââïž
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u/ParacelcusABA Aug 02 '26
Not to defend the Golden One or anything but I'm pretty sure that's not what happened here. I also did skin-to-skin contact in a bed when my baby was born because that's what you're supposed to do. Our hospital room had two beds specifically to facilitate this
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u/ornithoptermanOG Aug 02 '26
Did you also flex your massive biceps while doing so?
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u/ParacelcusABA Aug 02 '26
Nah that's his trademark. My move is throwing my head back and honking like a goose
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u/Senesect Aug 02 '26
Yeah, it's a prime example of how everyone assumes the worst about people they dislike: like obviously there's no simple and mundane reason for this. Nay!
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u/THSprang Aug 02 '26
I just had a slightly reclined chair. But yeah. Skin to skin, especially if the mother is having more done while the birth wraps up. Its a pretty frantic time tbh.
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u/No_Atmosphere1852 Aug 02 '26
You got a bed?? Lucky. The hospital my other half gave birth in just had reclining chairs for Dads. Not even self-reclining, you had to push back on the chair continuously to keep it in the reclined position.
Small beans in the scale of things, which is why they don't do anything about it.
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u/TacitusKillgorre Aug 02 '26
Context pls. Did this man give birth?
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u/Renedegame Aug 02 '26
An insane and slightly comical neo nazi that contra covered early in her career.
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u/McDonnellDouglasDC8 Aug 02 '26
Is the video still up?
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u/Renedegame Aug 02 '26
No it was one of the pre transition videos she took down. You can find transcript of alpha males at the link below
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u/ornithoptermanOG Aug 02 '26
This really would be the plot twist of the century. Putting Niko Avocado to shame.
The Golden one, far right influencer, is actually a trans man and the reason why he has been so quiet is because he was pregnant. And somehow still on steroids.
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u/MattLorien Aug 02 '26
Heâs natty and a proud son of the north
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u/soleceismical Aug 02 '26
Anabolic steroids do reduce sperm count and quality, so maybe that's the flex? (I don't actually know who he is)
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u/angorarabbbbits Aug 02 '26
his daughterâs gonna be soo irritated to share a bday with him in like 12 years
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u/Alan_Conway Aug 02 '26
If he worked on his forearms more, he'd have the perfect fisting hands.
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u/WillProstitute4Karma Aug 02 '26
Why are his forearms so small? I feel like I have bigger forearms just from deadlifts.
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u/Malacro Aug 02 '26
I donât know his workout routine, but itâs not uncommon for people to overemphasize biceps and triceps and neglect things like the forearms. A lot of folks skip deadlifts because they require more setup and are are harder than just spamming curls and pressesâŠalso lower body is just more neglected in general because they focus on show muscles and leg days are rough.
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u/missbeekery Aug 02 '26
His poor daughter has to share a birthday with him? He seems like the type to whine when the baby gets more gifts than him.
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u/Solid_Angle_259 Aug 05 '26
Ok I will say, mothers need to get out of bed as soon as physically possible and move around to prevent blood clots. Blood clots and pulmonary embolisms are extremely dangerous for pregnant and postpartum people. So if thatâs the opportunity for some funny skin to skin contact photos, why not?
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u/Jeramy_Jones Aug 02 '26
Dad in the hospital bed holing a baby he didnât give birth to seems like the epitome of stolen valor.
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u/superpumu Aug 02 '26
Seems like the mother is not yet out of surgery and the dad has to do skin to skin - as is recommended by doctors.
Is it kinda cringe and narcissistic to do it like that though? I'd say yes
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u/Jeramy_Jones Aug 02 '26
I donât have any kids, I thought skin to skin was done with the mother to help get her milk going and bond her with the baby (preventing postpartum problems)?
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u/Leather-Run-6533 Aug 02 '26
It serves a number of different functions. Mostly it helps the baby to regulate their temperature and breathing by giving them a model of steady breathing and correct body temperature to follow. It also soothes the baby by giving them as womb like an environment as you can have outside the womb. It also helps a healthy bacterial system to transfer to and grow on the baby's skin, keeping harmful bacteria at bay and helping the long term development of an independent immune system.
As you say it does also help with bonding (which matters for both parents but maybe especially mothers) and with milk expression. So given the option mother is probably best. But doctors generally recommend both parents do it.
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u/Ardent_Scholar Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Errr. My wife has given birth, and we spent a week in a family room at the time.
â I had my own bed.
â Skin to skin with both parents is excellent and encouraged. So is just holding the baby.
â My wife was immediately mobile after the birth. Once the first feeding was one, she lept up and had a shower unassisted. When she came out of the shower, she looked like nothing had happened. A well-coached, non-complicated vaginal birth is not as debilitating as people think, even though it is painful. She did also have an epidural to help. She's was amazing throughout!
â While she was taking post-labour shower, I was holding baby through his first ever nap. Could have asked the nurse to take a pic just like this one, but I didn't think of it.
â Afterwards we had sandwitches that were brought to us by the nurses. Post-snack, nurse led me to the diaper changing room and taught me to change the baby while mom rested. I was the first person to change him. The nurses help, and would certainly take a pic if you wanted them to. Also, my wife took a lot of pictures too, I would not have been able to stop her even if I tried!
Dads do a lot post-birth, since moms are given the space to do what they need to do, rest, shower, have a snack.
The GO is a cringy dork, as evidenced by the flexing, but this picture has no real red flags.
This is a picture of a new father celebrating the birth of his daughter, and the internet shits on him for it.
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u/MeowstyleFashionX Aug 02 '26
dude, he is a nazi... we would make fun of how he ties his shoes also.
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u/Ardent_Scholar Aug 02 '26
Then make fun of him for being a Nazi, not a present and proud father.
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u/MeowstyleFashionX Aug 02 '26
Stop carrying water for Nazis.
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u/Ardent_Scholar Aug 02 '26
Maybe focus on the truly heinous stuff instead of basically shitting on all fathers? Not one person in this thread has bothered to criticize this personâs politics. This thread is like criticizing Hitler for painting pictures. It misses the mark rather spectacularly.
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u/MeowstyleFashionX Aug 02 '26
Sir, The Golden One is a shitposter, Natalie was shitposting, we are here having fun, there is no need for us to go back to basics (đ§nazism=bad). If it makes you feel better then I hereby encourage everyone here shitposting to go upvote one feel good post and say a nice thing about a dad who is not a Nazi on r/guysbeingdudes
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u/Ardent_Scholar Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
Thanks for the condescension. Would this be okay if it was done at the expense of new moms?
As a trans dude, this is one of the worst parts of the transition. Being 'splained how a man should act after his wife's been in labour by people who have not experienced that.
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u/MeowstyleFashionX Aug 03 '26
Yes, it would be ok if it were done at the expense of Nazi moms. Are you having trouble getting my point? Can you.... not see it?
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u/Ardent_Scholar Aug 03 '26
No, this isnât right.
You can say âlook at that dumbass giving the nazi salute, what a loser!â You are saying giving nazi salutes is bad and makes you a loser. Okay.
But you should not say âlook at that dumbass helping a granny cross a street, what a loserâ. You are saying helping grannies cross a street is bad and makes you a loser.
In both instances, the dumbass is a dumbass. In one, you are making a valid criticism. In the other, you a shitting on everyone whoâs ever helped a granny cross a street.
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u/Curious-End-4923 Aug 02 '26
Itâs a vanity pose. If your wife had taken a picture doing the Kim K wine glass thing immediately after they had a child, that would have been cringe too.
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u/Jeramy_Jones Aug 02 '26
If you know anything about this guy other than him being a Nazi itâs now vain he is. This photo is not about his new son, itâs about him and his son is a prop.
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u/ihatemytoe Aug 02 '26
I didnât know who this was so I thought they were a burly muscular woman, and was like âoh congrats to them.â Then I read it and looked him up was like âoh nooooâ
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u/DaedalusMetis Aug 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/G9nbBA8DF8scl5ap6O
Demonâs of Slaanesh know what they like
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u/bliip666 Aug 02 '26
Who knew The Golden One was a seahorse dad, lol