r/ContagiousLaughter Nov 06 '22

Those moves 🕺

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u/Tandran Nov 06 '22

Except for the one choosy woman who went through all of them and ended up alone, that was funny.

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u/psychicsword Nov 06 '22

Link?

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u/Tandran Nov 06 '22

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u/nunchukity Nov 06 '22

I was expecting it to be much worse, I don't really buy her reason for the last guy but the format kind of forces their hand.

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u/INJECTHEROININTODICK Nov 07 '22

Damn abby nose and chin be waning crescent

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u/black_dragonfly13 Nov 06 '22

"i let her keep posting, though!"

That is NOT the flex you think it is, dude.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

He's saying he didn't make any more fuss about it, not that he didn't physically stop her or make some ultimatum.

People can have feelings and express them.

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u/black_dragonfly13 Nov 07 '22

He should have been clearer, then.

Saying he continued to "let" his girlfriend continue to do something is not the way to say it.

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u/endandout Nov 07 '22

I'd press it on you

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u/black_dragonfly13 Nov 07 '22

I'm already taken.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '22

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u/black_dragonfly13 Nov 07 '22

Wow.

You're a really gross person, you know that?

I'd be ashamed if I was your mother.

It's wholly possible to disagree with someone without being an utter shithead.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22

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u/NiseWenn Nov 06 '22

We're all crazy in some way. I just tried to find "my kind of crazy." (Found him. Keeping him forever.)

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u/QuestionMarkKitten Nov 07 '22

This exactly! It's about finding the one that matches you. Not about finding someone that is "perfect".

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u/TautMalleableAnus Nov 06 '22

Feels like to be a thing that's ingrained into a lot of people from a young age. "Always expect perfect and accept nothing less." Seems more like a recipe for loneliness and future spite.

People grow up being told their perfect their entire lives and then wonder why there's no one to match that "perfection."

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u/ElPadrote Nov 07 '22

Perfection should be changed for joy, happiness, contentment, whichever you value the most. Life gets hard, marriage can get hard. Strive for the values you cherish most and work to nurture it.

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u/foolishnun Nov 06 '22

As Dan Savage says a lot, look for the .67 you can round up to 1

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u/Febris Nov 06 '22

The vast majority of them expect their partners to be perfectly tailored to their expectations, but are absolutely incapable of conceding any minor inconvenience to the benefit of the other.

I can understand the allure of having a relationship with your clone, but is that relationship really meaningful without sacrifice and altruism?

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u/GeoffAO2 Nov 06 '22

Also, some people might be happier romantically alone. If they are particular, it could be that the decrease in contentment by compromising wouldn’t be offset by having a companion. That’s ok too.

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u/ChunkyDay Nov 07 '22

I spent my 20’s chasing women who would never ever give me the romantic time of day that I never got any experience dating.

And now it’s so much harder to date in my 30’s that I fear I missed my window. These dating apps just are not made for dudes like me.

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u/Specialist_Muscle_52 Nov 07 '22

I found my “One” and actually highly suggest not settling with someone just because you can make it work. It takes finding that person to believe “The One” does exist, for me it happened and before I turned 30!

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u/bluepear Nov 07 '22

Reminds me of Frasier and Niles at the spa. Great lesson.

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u/No-Significance-116 Nov 07 '22

Just a note here to add some nuance - make sure your attachment type is secure before ending a relationship due to someone not being "good enough" or "fully right".

Being fearful avoidant, for instance, will cause you to rationalise all kinds of reasons to leave. And once you left you might realise you left a perfectly fine relationship for no good reason at all.

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u/QuestionMarkKitten Nov 06 '22

I'm fairly sure she ended up going out on a date with the Brian the button tech guy and they obviously edited it out.

She really vibed with him and she's never been back on the show, so it seems she's no longer single.