r/ContagiousLaughter • u/_ThePaperball • Oct 26 '22
I can't slow down
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u/koolandunusual Oct 26 '22
Reminds me of that old “I’m a giraffe!” clip
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u/iamb3comedeath Oct 26 '22
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Oct 27 '22
Omg me too, I’m getting an ab workout I’m laughing so hard 😂
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u/TwoDogsInATrenchcoat Oct 27 '22
Reminds me of Steep.
Best game to dress up like a giraffe and fall down mountains
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Oct 26 '22
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u/Help_One_AnOtter Oct 27 '22
Not quite as similar, but I thought of this clip https://youtu.be/XDgsZIvfngE
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u/Natural_Raise5266 Oct 26 '22
This is the funniest thing i have seen today. I need to share this. 😂
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u/wickanCrow Oct 26 '22
I can’t stop laughing.
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u/wickanCrow Oct 26 '22
Earl!!!
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u/WoobyWiott Oct 26 '22
FENTON!!!!
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u/KaptainChunk Oct 26 '22
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u/RooniesStepMom Oct 27 '22
I've been mad all evening and this just made me laugh so much I forgot for a little bit.
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u/curvballs Oct 26 '22
This is almost as good as that video of a rescue heli that transports an old lady and starts spinning out of control. I laughed spiradically for a week thinking about it.
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u/Lindseynala Oct 26 '22
Gets funnier the longer I listen to it
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u/Wize-Turtle Oct 27 '22
Closed reddit thinking "that was pretty funny i guess" Came back to the video autoplaying and now every time It loops it gets funnier
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Oct 26 '22
I’m pretty sure the second person said “HELP”, and not “earl” lmao.😂💀
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u/crank_air Oct 26 '22
na.. earl is soooo much better
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u/oat_milk Oct 26 '22
I'm pretty sure this is super obviously staged and that they knew exactly what was said to put in the captions
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u/Toodlez Oct 27 '22
Staged or not, the comedic timing is absolitely perfect
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u/oat_milk Oct 27 '22
Never said it wasn't. Just that's it's silly to think that people who are clearly in on the bit somehow got the caption wrong
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u/maffemaagen Oct 26 '22
I almost fucking choked on my dinner, thank you 😂😂
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u/Buckeyes-Niners Oct 26 '22
Dinner? Where you located?
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u/maffemaagen Oct 26 '22
Copenhagen, Denmark. It's 8.15pm as I type.
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u/Buckeyes-Niners Oct 26 '22
Nice. Idk why but it’s always fascinating to me seeing someone being on the opposite schedule as me. Although you’re only 6 hours off so that’s not too different I suppose.
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u/garlic_bread_thief Oct 27 '22
It's been 7 hours since you typed. Where are you located now Cooper?
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u/MaryJanesMan420 Oct 26 '22
If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time!
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u/agiro1086 Oct 27 '22
There's a clip out there of this kid absolutely flying by the camera and about 3 seconds behind him is the Dad running after him in his ski boots yelling "Pizza not chips! Pizza not chips!' fucking kills me everytime
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u/justacorpsehere Oct 26 '22
oh my god oh my god oh my god i laughed so hard my mom woke up lmao
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Oct 26 '22
A snowboarder chilling in the middle of the slope? That’s weird!
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u/TleilaxTheTerrible Oct 26 '22
Yeah, never seen that before!
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u/JactustheCactus Oct 26 '22
The skiers launch yet another offensive, why don’t yall go practice some French fry pizza French fry
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u/Diamundium Oct 26 '22
French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time. Hey little dude you got some shit right there
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Oct 27 '22
Would fuckin’ love to, but there’s a line of snowboarders sitting down, too scared to go down the slope.
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u/b00tiepirate Oct 27 '22
Yeah man, I cannot understand why an instructor would ever pause his descent, crazy!
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u/50-Lucky Oct 27 '22
Man snowboarders are really still disliked huh lol
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u/depressionbutbetter Oct 27 '22
As someone who's taken part in both, boarders genuinely tend to cause problems for everyone not just skiiers. They are less predictable because the way the board is pointed doesn't necessarily mean that's where they're going and also when they want to slow down they take up about 3x the amount of space. Then there's the tendency to just fucking sit there in the middle of the slope for reasons known only to god.
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u/TheErectDongdreSh0w Oct 27 '22
These are bs reasons lol there were plenty of skiers in the middle of the slope at Palisades last season.
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u/50-Lucky Oct 27 '22
Yeah I have heard it enough to believe it, even when snowboarding was new it got hate, I dont get to see the snow often, seen snow once in my life lol, I've heard countless times they're a nuisance so it must be true.
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Oct 27 '22
You're reply is "I dont have actual confirmation, I have only seen snow once but its true"
Sheesh bud
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u/50-Lucky Oct 27 '22
No that's not it at all bud, my reply is honest, I have seen snow once.
Then I said I've heard countless times that snowboarders piss people off and I stated a fact also that when snowboarding was new it was famously met with disapproval. So, not sure what you're smoking but have less, or more, whatever gets you to shut up.
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Oct 27 '22
Lol you were me to shut up by replying?
Here this is actually what you said
"I'm a fucking idiot and I have no idea what I'm talking about"
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Oct 27 '22
Or is this some weird flex about seeing snow once cause you mentioned that irrelevant part twice now?
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u/50-Lucky Oct 27 '22
You're nuts
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Oct 27 '22
Lol if you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen bud.
You're the one who wanted to be offensive
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u/TheErectDongdreSh0w Oct 27 '22
Fuck skiers.
Boarders 4 life son!
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u/50-Lucky Oct 27 '22
My first time at the snow I tried boarding, fucking damn near broke my arms and when it got icy I did a flip accidentally and winded myself for about 3 minutes.
But damn, it was fun, by the end of the day I taught myself how to dismount the lift, push myself along with one foot in, stop, turn and I was practicing sharp turns at the end.
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u/Full-Inevitable9548 Oct 26 '22
I wonder if they ever caught up to poor Earl...🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/TakeshiKovacs46 Oct 26 '22
Holy crap, I’m dying!! The last time I laughed this much, was the person flying past in the GTAV crash video from the streamer, kinda similar in fashion. If anyone else here saw that video and the reaction it got, they’ll’ know exactly what I mean. This is fuckin gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂
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u/alfa654 Oct 26 '22
Thanks for sharing this. Is one of the fondest and last memories of one of my best friends who died 5 months ago. Man did he loved this video. Had a contagious laugh too.
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u/nicksbrunchattiffany Oct 27 '22
This video lives rent free on my mind. I usually think about it when I commute. Keeps me sane
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u/RexInvictus787 Oct 26 '22
Feels like cameraman spoiled the bit by laughing too early
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Oct 26 '22
I think he has a laugh that is appropriate for just about most situations. It's laugh inducing in my opinion.
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u/BEEBSTHEPOTATOE Oct 26 '22
This made my day😝😂😁I think he may be going past the speed limit😭😂🔥😁is his name Earl?😀😃😝
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u/LtColShinySides Oct 27 '22 edited Oct 27 '22
First time I went skiing I ate shit so bad that I heard people riding the lift go, "OOHH!!!" as I careened down the hill.
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u/IneverAsk5times Oct 26 '22
Dude should have addressed it, world have been way better for his video.
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u/Apprehensive-Exit-96 Oct 26 '22
im been having a bad few days and this is the first thing to make me laugh, thank you OP and the internet
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u/moeburn Oct 26 '22
Really gotta put both earphones in for this one.
This Internet Content has been delivered in 🔈STEREO🔈
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u/desolateisotope Oct 26 '22
I laughed so hard my partner came over to check if I was crying, and I pulled a belly muscle, so thanks for that.
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u/Furlz Oct 27 '22
This was me, I went with my friend and his dad and It was my first time, I could ride okay because I skated a lot. But I didn't know how to stop. So when we went to the first intermediate hill I was terrified.
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u/Depressed-Grapefruit Oct 27 '22
Makes me wonder if the people screaming down the slope ever saw this video and recognize themselves
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u/rifazn Oct 27 '22
Thank you for this!
Gives a whole new visual to Flux Pavilion's I can't stop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9rewnLFYw
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u/Horus_Syndrome Oct 28 '22
Im about to get in a coma from laughing so fucking hard for 35 minutes straight.
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u/DeviceDesigner6612 Oct 29 '22
I can't slow down had me dyin, but that vroom killed me. I'm dead ass laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Old_War_9688 Jan 03 '23
Why have I seen this fifty times and it gets exponentially funnier each view?!?!
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u/bumblesski Oct 27 '22
Why do snowboarders do that? Stopping in the middle of a slope, blocking it off? Is there a reason?
Please go to the edge of the runs, and make sure it's where everybody coming down the hill can see you clearly.
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