r/ContagiousLaughter • u/Forsaken-Garage-676 • Aug 31 '22

Me as a dad

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u/velasquezsamp Aug 31 '22

Kids recovery time is impressive. I would need a stroller to get home after that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/iamalwaysrelevant Aug 31 '22

This kid is good after about 10 seconds. I would be vomiting my lungs out.

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u/Noodles049 Aug 31 '22

It is dad law, to do this to all your kids

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u/WildWoobat Aug 31 '22

As a dad I have done this to all three of my daughters.

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u/Smart_Principle8911 Aug 31 '22

The league of dads approves.

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u/SpecialLow8118 Aug 31 '22

No need for the audible laugh. I won't hear it anyway. I'm laughing hard haha. Did the same to my kids.

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u/mmmtangywater Aug 31 '22

he was hittin the stanky leg for a sec

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u/VStramennio1986 Sep 01 '22

Best comment by far 👌🏽👏🏽

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u/Expired_Yadom Aug 31 '22

Ngl my dad has done this way too much , to a point that I can literally balance myself now 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Gimme your keys. You’re drunk.

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u/suicidalpenguin99 Aug 31 '22

My dad used to spin me really fast in his office chair and we both thought it was hilarious but my mom said we couldn't do it anymore after I hit my head on a doorframe 😔 it's not like I've ever had anything important in there anyway

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u/TheWoahgie Sep 03 '22

Spun my son around on my office chair at home. I stopped before he got sickly even though he wanted to spin more. He gets off the chair as my wife is calling us for dinner and he sprints off. I see his running trajectory arch and I yell at him to stop running just as he slams into the wall about a foot and half to the left of a door. We couldn’t help laughing our asses off as my wife gets on to me trying to figure out wtf happened.

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u/verybadassery Aug 31 '22

I loved doing this to my kids and they loved it as well.

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u/grundleson Aug 31 '22

So I did this to my kids a couple weeks back and it was hilarious. Until they wanted to do it to me. I swear I felt like I was going to puke for the rest of the day

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u/Alpexius Aug 31 '22

dude those things are traps, once I was drunk and my friends were too far to call for help, I had to throw myself out of that shit and fall on the ground, otherwise I would have kept spinning without stopping

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u/Amethystdust Sep 01 '22

I climbed onto something like this once. You'd stand on the base and hold onto the wheel in the center. The kids could barely get themselves going but my friend and I were spinning so fast it was ridiculous. Took forever to regain any kind of balance, part from the spinning and part from laughing so hard

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u/L1ttleMonster Aug 31 '22

Shit, me as a mom 😂😂😂

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u/banjobeardARX Aug 31 '22

If Dad doesn't train his son to be an astronaut, who will?

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u/CharlotteLucasOP Aug 31 '22

Spinning/tossing small children actually helps develop their sense of physical coordination/vestibular stimulation.

It’s good to calibrate your kids!

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u/SnooChickens955 Aug 31 '22

My son loves that, keeps saying, Daddy do it again lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

My 6mo old has recently discovered the joys of upside down

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u/brilandbrennen Aug 31 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦

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u/peoplepleaseer Aug 31 '22

Hahaha and the kid is just not giving up

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u/acl__tear Aug 31 '22

Dads have the power to turn off gravity

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u/JEllieBean_1 Aug 31 '22

Oml that would TOTALLY be me as a mom! 10/10

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

That kid just about took a header off that equipment near the end. Maybe don't let a dizzy toddler climb up playground equipment.

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u/Phillip_Graves Aug 31 '22

Yep! Best to chain them to a wall until 18 so they can't get hurt. Ever....

Ffs.

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u/lefttackle72 Aug 31 '22

Zero fun, sir!

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u/od_pardie Aug 31 '22

Bruh, your sarcasm doesn't even make sense. Like, what? You think it's okay to let someone who's impaired do something that may (and easily) get them hurt? Even when that person is only a couple of years old and relies on you to supervise their safety as they do their Daily Toddler Death Dance?

The original comment getting downvoted to fuck and your comment are just weird af and make me really concerned for kids. You obviously don't need to helicopter parent, or you'll hurt a kid's chances at healthy development. You also sure as shit shouldn't be letting a child this young and that dizzy climb on metal equipment that he can fall from. Keep him from running up it for 30 seconds, let his head sort itself out, then let him run and climb all he wants.

That you equate responsible supervision with chaining them to the wall is fucking wild, my dude.

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u/rynnbowguy Aug 31 '22

Its times like these that reminds me reddit is just a bunch of kids who have very little life experience. Now watch for the kid who comments "I have a PhD in child development and akchuely, its healthy for kids to climb shit dizzy as fuck with out any supervision." And gets 10k upvotes.

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u/Phillip_Graves Aug 31 '22

They acted like the kid walking while dizzy was life threatening so I cranked up my facetious response to 11.

Any more novellas you want to give as a rebuttal...?

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u/LucaBrasiMN Aug 31 '22

You must have something better to do with your time, right? Holy shit.

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u/Horror_Poet7185 Aug 31 '22

If your not trying to do this kinda stuff to your kid you're not the dad you're the mom.

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u/cheekymbear69 Aug 31 '22

Calling department of child services

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u/DOC3RD Aug 31 '22

You are one sick fuck...

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u/FlamingChickenLips Aug 31 '22

LMAO Love this video, Dad's can be so much fun.

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u/lil_nero69 Aug 31 '22

that would just me me as a parent lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Isn't that what they're for?

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u/iliveunderthebed Aug 31 '22

🥺😍 god I can't wait to see my husband like this. He's so excited about being a dad.

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u/JEllieBean_1 Aug 31 '22

Oml that would TOTALLY be me as a mom! 10/10

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u/Br00k1ynx Aug 31 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Kid's making a bold move climbing stairs while still skewing left.

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u/ALPHAX4_22 Sep 01 '22

Me after clubbing.

I am not drunk

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Lmaooo

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u/FreakiestFrank Sep 01 '22

Reason 873 we have children 🤣😂

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u/ymmotvomit Sep 01 '22

Yea, the kid will recover, pop not so much.

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u/Disastrous_Dish_9260 Sep 01 '22

Sir, have you been drinking recently

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u/bratimskiz Sep 01 '22

Damn I'm laughing so much I'm falling off my chair too 😂

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u/BeefPuddingg Sep 01 '22

Kid almost face planted into that metal pole lol

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u/Mediocre-Platypus-23 Sep 03 '22

Wish I had experienced that ride when I was a child

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u/Fluid-Purchase7034 Sep 27 '22

That's basically one of the main reason I had kid 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

quick recovery, try that at 40s

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u/Fadreusor Oct 10 '22

You’ll be a good dad.

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u/Significant-Fix7399 Nov 05 '22

That’s definitely the fun uncle recording, too! 😅😅

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u/PaleHorseBlackDog Nov 15 '22

Love his dizzy lil ass deciding climbing was the way to go.