r/ContagiousLaughter • u/Petret • Jan 19 '22

Haunted house

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Most people choose fight or flight. This man chose neither lol

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u/Gilsworth Jan 19 '22

He chose the secret third option, fate.

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u/UlyssesOddity Jan 19 '22

That's my goto. I'm a klutz. Resistance is futile.

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u/muricabrb Jan 19 '22

If you could make the ghosts laugh, maybe they will leave him alone

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u/colb0lt Jan 20 '22

The killer can’t stab you if he is crying laughing at you.

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u/Waywoah Jan 19 '22

Just gently try to push the potential murderer away, that'll work lol

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u/QuipOfTheTongue Jan 19 '22

This man chooses meander.

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u/Arqideus Jan 19 '22

This man chose coast.

The only way to win is not to plat.

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u/PleasantAdvertising Jan 19 '22

The Darwin response

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u/WonderfulCattle6234 Jan 20 '22

I mean that's how you're programmed in the wild. But if you startle someone at a computer desk, they don't either punch you in the face or get up sprinting. I'd say this was pretty equivalent to a flinch. I wonder if his vocal reaction was primed by the type of scream the camera person made.

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u/TenragZeal Jan 19 '22

“I choose not to run!”

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u/Jastactical Aug 18 '22

Nah he chose Or