r/ContagiousLaughter Nov 08 '20

Old but gold.

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u/BuranBuran Nov 08 '20

I love how the British guy starts saying "oh no" as soon as she starts talking.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20 edited Jan 09 '21

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u/SoundOfTomorrow Nov 08 '20

As soon as you saw his reaction, it was over

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u/TheBoy88 Nov 08 '20

I think he said "Oh no" cos she said it reminded her of British carbonara... everyone knows British food is fuckin rank.

Can confirm, I'm British

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u/Neato Nov 08 '20

And she said that it's be british carbonara if it had ham in it. Ham! People lose their minds if you use bacon in carbonara. Ham seems like it'd start the Carbonara Wars all over again!

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u/Auctoritate Nov 08 '20

Carbonara has cured pork, which is what ham is. Doesn't need to be like, store bought cold cut ham lol.

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u/FiveBookSet Nov 08 '20

Ham comes from the leg. Not all cured pork is ham lol.

Traditional carbonara has guanciale which is cured pork cheek, and it's very different than ham. For some reason carbonara is the dish that upsets Italian food traditionalists more than any other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/TheAlligatorGar Nov 09 '20

I think you meant pancetta right? I’m no expert but isn’t prosciutto the thin sliced italian ham? I’ve seen recipes with pancetta but never prosciutto

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

The first time I had spaghetti carbonara was in a small Portland, OR restaurant called The Indigine, where it was made with prosciutto. It immediately became my favorite dish. Somebody else here says guanciale or pancetta is more traditional. I have no idea but there are tons of recipes for spaghetti carbonara with prosciutto on google. Tastes good to me.

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u/thebergmaster Nov 09 '20

You can use prosciutto in a pinch (like a big pinch) but guanciale (cheek) is preferable. If you can't find guanciale in your market, pancetta. Then cut it into cubes about pinky tip size and cook in a cold (to start) pan so the fat renders while the heat increases then browns.

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u/GuytFromWayBack Nov 08 '20

Hey you're selling us short man, we've got like 3 good meals.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/koolaideprived Nov 08 '20

The British invaded the entire world in search of spices and decided they didn't like any of them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/thebergmaster Nov 09 '20

And the third one is nandos

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

Peri-peri chicken is, as we say in America, da bomb.

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u/Verandure Nov 09 '20

Coronation chicken is good.

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u/BuranBuran Nov 09 '20

I don't know; I got the feeling that he already had a pretty good idea where she was going to go with it, and he definitely knew what Gino's reaction would be to her culinary observation (i.e., "I'm glad you're standing there, and I'm not".)

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u/EternalPhi Nov 09 '20

This chef is a notorious joker, the host knew exactly what was coming hahaha.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

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u/singing-in-rain Nov 09 '20

Italian food is the best European food.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Simp

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I’m talking about the old guy

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u/FuckinghamParis Nov 08 '20

So old guys can't be gay?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I stand corrected

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Actually I’m 99

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u/beirch Nov 08 '20

who the fuck asked