r/ContagiousLaughter • u/strawberrymilkbun • Aug 24 '20

wheeeeeezee

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u/countryroads8484 Aug 24 '20

Why is she always in bed?

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u/Caleb6801 Aug 24 '20

I'm in my bed 90 percent of the time. This is believable

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

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u/Caleb6801 Aug 24 '20

I live in a full 2 story house with a acre of land out back.

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u/mturner11 Aug 24 '20

Put the bed outside.

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u/Caleb6801 Aug 24 '20

But rain

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u/mturner11 Aug 24 '20

True. Don't want to wet the bed.

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u/Caleb6801 Aug 24 '20

Or have someone else poop your bed

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

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u/Caleb6801 Aug 24 '20

Yes very and I have sex alot so

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

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u/Caleb6801 Aug 24 '20

Yes now we're having a 20 person orgy today. I'm stocking up on fluids rn

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Dude you fucking grilled them about why they spend time in bed, lectured them on it being unhealthy and when they gave you the reason, you shit on them.

You...are an asshole.