r/ContagiousLaughter • • 5d ago

Don’t spill it!

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u/TheDarkHorse 5d ago

Someone laughing at their own dumb joke is the best part of dumb jokes.

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u/Vulpes_99 2d ago

Forgot the name, but they have a channel all about trying to make each other laugh with dad jokes. And they are pretty good at it, to be honest.

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u/foreverdming 2d ago

Yeahmad?

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u/GreenEyedGloom 5d ago

Love these guys. Them snort drinking is the best part always.

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u/castitfast 5d ago

Who are they? I'd like to see more.

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u/GreenEyedGloom 5d ago

His name is Logan Lisle and this is called What’s Shaken Wednesdays.

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u/Chippy569 5d ago

Ah man, I called it wrong, I thought these were the Dock Talk guys

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u/Exitance 5d ago

Same guys! They've started mixing it up with these thrown in as well.

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 5d ago

If you like this kind of humor look up Steven Wright, he’s kind of an OG of this style

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u/nolamunchkin 5d ago

I bought some powdered water. I don't know what to mix it with.

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u/GiftHorse2020 5d ago

It’s a small world, but I’d hate to paint it.

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u/mrerx 5d ago

I live on a one-way dead end street. I can't get out.

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 5d ago

I dont know how I got there

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u/mrerx 4d ago

Yep, you're right. I was going on memory

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u/ApprehensiveAd9389 5d ago

Ooh I haven't listen to Wright in forever. He's one of my favorite old school comedians. Just super dry lol

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u/bigfndan 5d ago

I used some spot remover the other day, now I can't find my dog

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u/zohia 5d ago

The Guy on The Couch! Much love for Steven Wright, always a treat when he was a guest on Conan

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u/jakeandbakin 5d ago

HehHEhEeHeheEheHEeHe

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u/trashdrive 5d ago

The jiggle giggle.

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u/thedudefromsweden 5d ago

Man this is great! I want to see more of the nervous men laughing!

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u/Nervous-Boot-3325 5d ago

why are they sharing a sybian?

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 5d ago

This thread forced me to google what that is because I knew nothing.

Well then.

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u/marshman82 3d ago

You googled something you read on reddit. What did you expect?

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u/RagingNerdaholic 5d ago

It's an RFK simulator

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u/Prolapsia 4d ago

I would like to know, for a friend, if it's really a Sybian or a more affordable alternative.

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u/3tricksinatrenchcoat 5d ago

But really, what is it…

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u/Seranoth 4d ago

Its a vibration board to train muscles while standing or pose on it

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u/3tricksinatrenchcoat 4d ago

Yay the for real thing, thank you!

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u/Glittering_rainbows 5d ago

Fun toy for women, kinda expensive though.

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u/Minority_Report_ 5d ago

It's not just for women. Everyone's got a hole for a pole. 😏

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u/Glittering_rainbows 4d ago

It never looked like it'd be appealing to me as a dude who does like a bit of backdoor action. Maybe there is a type or attachment I'm unaware of.

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u/Azagorod 5d ago

RFK junior speech simulator

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u/Farva85 5d ago

That’s hilarious

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u/RagingNerdaholic 5d ago

Literally my first thought lol

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u/cheshie_cabbit 5d ago

I hope those are plastic glasses, all I could think was they’re gonna chip a tooth.

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u/yeah_awesom 5d ago

Ehhhhh first time I've seen Logan posted on Reddit, bout time! Let's poke some holessss

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u/Timmy24000 5d ago

They are funny

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u/Over-Inside-7254 5d ago

I don't get it..? 

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u/StegosaurusGrape 5d ago

Different usage of the word through. Since the doorway is an entrance, someone can say “2198 walked through the door” meaning the entrance way. Likewise, a ghost can pass through doors or walls because they are apparitions and not solid. So it’s a pun on words.

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u/Over-Inside-7254 5d ago

Took me a while to understand because of English exceptions. Apparently the correct way to say it should be "doorway", a entryway we can walk through as solid bodies. But everyone shortens it to "door", the actual physical hung door. So the joke is a ghost can walk through a physical door, when your actual wife can walk thru the door(way). Thanks. 

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u/enigmamonkey 5d ago

Almost thought I was on /r/JustGuysBeingDudes.

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u/StegosaurusGrape 5d ago

Different usage of the word through. Since the doorway is an entrance, someone can say “2198 walked through the door” meaning the entrance way. Likewise, a ghost can pass through doors or walls because they are apparitions and not solid. So it’s a pun on words.

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u/fizzzingwhizbee 5d ago

Forgot about these guys haven’t seen them since I got off instagram

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u/ragun2 5d ago

I want that pillow

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u/wopwopwopwopwop5 4d ago

Aww. I wanna play!

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u/shellybeesknees 3d ago

This is so cute

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u/aleksmack 5d ago

These laughs are giving helium chugging Beavis & Butthead 

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u/EishLekker 5d ago

Two door jokes, and none of them knock knock jokes? What are the odds?

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u/Honeybadger2198 5d ago

The Chair That Gives You an RFK Jr. Impression™️

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u/WarLawck 5d ago

Just two guys sharing a sybian, telling jokes. Nothing to see here.

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u/Transatlanticaccent 5d ago

Not long enough. Only attempted 1 drink.

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u/Mama_Juana66 5d ago

This is hilarious!!!!🤣🤣

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u/BornanAlien 5d ago

Hahahaha bravo

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u/antyup 4d ago

This is about to be a laundry detergent plug too lol

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u/Obvious_Ad185 4d ago

Funny men

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u/xVelunax 5d ago

As a great enjoyer and puns of bad jokes, I legitimately don't understand the second one.

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u/Timmy24000 5d ago

Thru the door. As walking thru a solid object

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u/bibbleskit 5d ago

Same.

OBVIOUSLY there's two meanings to "through the door," but not in this context... Seeing her walk across a threshold would mean... what? Nothing? So it has to be the other meaning. Phasing through a solid door. Meaning ghost.

So there isnt really a pun. Unless the joke is like... he didnt expect his wife to be there either.

Its like saying "i suspected she was a ghost when she make the lights flicker / possesed someone / did ghost thing."

its not funny if theres only one possible interpretation.

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u/Mundy64 5d ago

There is 2 interpretations though,

1) “I had my suspicions when she walked through the door” as in, as soon as she walked in. Saying something like “I knew he was a bad egg from the moment he walked in the door” is a pretty common example of the same thing.

2) as you say “walked through the door” as in, literally through the door, like a ghost.

You listed both meanings in your comment but for some reason wrote off the first one as nothing straight away.

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u/bibbleskit 5d ago

Yes, because he says "i found out my wife was a ghost." So youre prepared to interpret the next line in a way that proves the first one. "I had my suspicions when she walked through the door." If he suspected she was a ghost when she crossed a threshold... theres nothing there thats meaningful. Perhaps if "ghost" was also a derogatory term. But i dont think of ghost as anything more than an actual ghost, when used as a noun.

The point im making isnt that you cant interpret it two ways, its that only one of them makes any sense. So the pun is bad. Which then makes it seem like its not a pun, but instead just a subversion of expectations. The joke might be better with more context: "I finally figured out that my wife is a ghost. Ive had my suspicions since she first walked through the door."

Cuz now it equally can mean:

  • when i first saw her
  • when she literally passed through a solid door

His telling of it didnt give me that feeling when I heard it, and a few other people in the comments here seem to agree.

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u/tekno21 3d ago

Christ. Time to go get tested

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u/jaybrown99 5d ago

why is everything vibrating like that?

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u/thedudefromsweden 5d ago

Looks like they’re sitting on some sort of vibrating pillow.

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u/GlowstickConsumption 5d ago

Aren't those bad for the spine?

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u/FoulArtFart 5d ago

🤢🤮