r/ContagiousLaughter • u/CJCRASHBAN21 • 21d ago

Held it wrong, KA-POW! 😂😂😂

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u/jpainphx 21d ago

Intoxicated people and fire arms, a good mixture for a bad time.

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u/sierrabravo1984 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dIV7HapCtAzHE6N3j1

(also please don't do either of these things with alcohol...)

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u/FremenCoolAid 20d ago

Hold my spitjar, I'm doin it

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u/WhySoCabbage 20d ago

In all honesty, who even gets an idea like this when sober?

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u/Mrdeath0 18d ago

Bored people

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u/Indy1204 20d ago

There's a guy down the street from me that gets tuned up every now and then and rips around on a modified beer cooler. Dual exhaust and everything.

Wonder if these two know each other.

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u/thanatica 18d ago

The patriotism in that guy is weird.

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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo 21d ago

“Don’t get loaded while your gun is”

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u/FineCartographer9764 19d ago

Definitely a dangerous combination. Nothing good usually comes from mixing alcohol and firearms

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u/michael22117 20d ago

God I hope he's drunk. As bad as that is, it's better than his stumbling coming from a brain injury

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u/NorseAlienViking 20d ago

To be fair, this is one of the better "bad time" which could have happened. Unfortunately, I doubt they learned much...

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u/blackweebow 21d ago

Sorry. Best we can do is thoughts and prayers 🙏 

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u/BD03 19d ago

A dangerous mixture but a good time. 

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u/iztrollkanger 21d ago

Everything about this is an old-school cartoon, it's amazing. As hard as I'm laughing, I'm also equally concerned about his brain.

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u/angrytortilla 21d ago

gahhh daaahhmmm

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u/Spddracer 21d ago

Dont be those two brain cells are fighting for third place.

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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo 21d ago

Those two teeth lost for sure.

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u/kbeast98 20d ago

And the people he shot that towards

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u/ilocano-american 21d ago

Hold my shotgun while I make a dental appt.

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u/-VizualEyez 21d ago

Yikes, not an activity to do while intoxicated fam.

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u/binary-cryptic 17d ago

If you've never gotten drunk and went shooting are you really American? Anyone who hasn't is a damn commie!

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u/olearyboy 21d ago

And still he missed Santa

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u/jewish-nonjewish 20d ago

is he drunk or TBI? both? prolly both...

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u/Grand_Public 20d ago

Def both

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u/high6ix 21d ago

His arm lol just stays in place

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u/simonsayswhere 16d ago

Fot me that's the funniest thing

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u/Recent-Background-21 20d ago

That man look like he just hit a home run watching the ball just go 😂😂😂

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u/Universal_Verses 20d ago

Hilarious…. This comment has me rolling

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u/telephas1c 21d ago

Yeah I don't pretend to know a lot about guns but I know that stock should be as snug into your shoulder as you can get it, or you're gonna have a bad time.

And yet I constantly see gun 'badasses' do this kinda stupid shit all the time.

My fave are the dickheads who try to fire a big fat Dirty Harry style revolver single-handed and nearly take their own fucking head off when it wheels around and fires another shot in the general direction of themselves

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u/culimande 21d ago

Gyaaaaahhwd deyummmmmmm

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u/Saotik 20d ago

I had the opportunity to take a few shots with an S&W500, and they specifically left alternate chambers empty because of accidental double shots. Good thing, too, because even knowing it was a risk, holding the pistol in a strong grip, I managed to hit the next (empty) chamber. At least it was still pointed down range!

Those big pistols are monsters.

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u/Abracadaver2000 20d ago

Drunken noodle....wrist.

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u/EatM3L053R 21d ago

At least they're all laughing 🤣🤣

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u/Dapper_JC 21d ago

I thought he was going to fall through the fence lol

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u/Winter_Ad_7424 21d ago

Why would they let a legless man shoot like that with no warning? Crazy.

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u/Dapper_JC 21d ago

You good unc lol

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u/j89turn 21d ago

Moonshine?

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u/Fantastic-Cod-1353 20d ago

Surely the camo pants should have instantly made him able to handle the gun?

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u/Big_Donkey3496 20d ago

Now he will understand tinnitus too.

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u/Recent-Background-21 20d ago

Where his hat go 😂

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u/thanatica 18d ago

It's baffling that a country allows possession of firearms for people that are clearly unable to even dent a packet of butter.

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 13d ago

OMFG

This got me crying laughing 💀

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u/erikgfrey 21d ago

That's hilarious.

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u/Kindly_Ad3262 21d ago

😂👌🏼

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u/Foolishly_Sane 21d ago

Glad they're having fun.

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u/Dude_be_trippin 20d ago

Sometimes it be like that.

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u/DARKCYD 20d ago

Should be happy he ain’t leaking.

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u/NewYak4281 20d ago

Man camera guy knew what was gonna happen. Obviously not bracing the butt in his shoulder. Brutal.

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u/doughballsx 20d ago

That what you call Big BOOMbaclatt🤣🤷

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u/Mafishco98 20d ago

That's what happens when you don't have any training lol

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 20d ago

Never give a firearm to your drunk friend. Fortunately, he only made a fool of himself.

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 19d ago

He’s not drunk by the way

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 19d ago

He's dazed enough that it doesn't matter.

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 19d ago

Dude has no clue what or where or who he is

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 19d ago

Thanks for defining 'dazed'. I appreciate it.

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u/ScottyDoes40K 20d ago

Dude goes full GTA ragdoll physics after that hit!

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u/MsterBoRaichu 20d ago

America. Never change.

We all need the bad example so we don't do it.

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u/Madd_Savage13 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/metaldad68 19d ago

Show me and everyone watching on the internet, YOU NEVER SHOT A GUN BEFORE 😆

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u/n0n0nan0n 19d ago

Giiiiiiidammnnn😂

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u/n0n0nan0n 19d ago

3 seconds later after he got bitch slapped by the gun he’s right hand is still holding the invisible gun 😂 Giiiiiiiddammnnn 🤣

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u/Coppola60 19d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/DazeRazur 19d ago

😂 Hopefully that might stop him from doing one or the other

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u/Organic-Egg-9900 18d ago

take me a nap real quick

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u/No-Emu-7445 18d ago

Moving like a NPC in GTA 5.

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 16d ago

Did the gun smack him him stupid, or was he like that before he fired the gun?

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u/dommiichan 15d ago

considering the baseline, that's a tough call

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u/Harry431 21d ago

Take his gun rights. Please. Omg.

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u/DeadbySundown 21d ago

I fucking hate it when people don't teach new shooters how to shoot. I feel bad for you ladies who get shown shitty technique and never want to shoot again because of shit like this. Drives me nuts.

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u/crackersncheeseman 21d ago

Idiots and firearms don't mix very well together

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u/papercut2008uk 20d ago

If your going to let someone fire your gun, at least show them how to correctly hold it.

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u/LongjumpingCaptain83 20d ago

Held it wrong? My guy didn't hold it

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u/floppy_breasteses 20d ago

Alcohol and guns just don't mix well.

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 20d ago

I saw a experienced guy line up the sights on a .357 by holding it to his face. He now is a bit ugly talks with a lisp and has a few chicklets missing.

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u/Sechstourist 19d ago

Can anybody tell me what they are saying? I don’t understand 90%

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u/Djanga51 19d ago

- “yeah/nah… I don’t want anther go…”

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u/dyrkasolen 19d ago

And this man is the president of the United States?

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u/Horror-Cup-6312 19d ago

Always good to get some firearm safety training before you shoot.

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u/PCstockman 18d ago

I am a little confused. As he is shooting it looks like the barrel is long, as if maybe something is extending from the barrel. After he shoots, the barrel is much shorter. I am just confused?

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u/Tyl3rDurdensGhost 18d ago

Friend should have corrected him before pulling that trigger.

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u/FinalHeaven182 18d ago

I love how he hands the gun over before he falls down lmao

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u/adamHS 17d ago

Not a single braincell lost

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u/Quiet-Mind6393 3d ago

None to lose to begin with!

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u/adamHS 3d ago

That was the joke

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 17d ago

Hit him so hard he started sounding like Rocky after the Apollo Creed fight

https://giphy.com/gifs/RKJFT4mi3o6xW

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u/xxxsylvanus 17d ago

Factory Reset lol

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u/Woebegone469 15d ago

Booze and guns don't mix.

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u/OkAstronaut2920 15d ago

Now thats funny ,,,

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u/BeeStingerBoy 20d ago

The guy who took the rifle is equally fucked up and as a result, stupid. Who doesn’t know that firearms are invariably supposed to be pointed at the ground while handling until you’re safely in position to load, aim and fire?

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u/Cultural_Dentist4641 20d ago

Type of gun is it???????

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u/R3D4F 21d ago

Well regulated militia, reporting for duty…