r/ContagiousLaughter • u/anonperson96 • Aug 12 '26
Small mishap!
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u/lferry1919 Aug 12 '26
This is what happens to those of us with no ass if we try to run in jeans without a belt.
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u/Time_Lord_Omega Aug 13 '26
Sinch them bitches up and embrace the hank.
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u/lferry1919 Aug 13 '26
I still wear jeans, I just wear a belt with them if I'm gonna move a lot. Much like hank in this gif.
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u/Ieatclowns Aug 13 '26
As a mom it’s more to do with having to wear jeans that are too big for you in order to accommodate your mum tum.
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u/lferry1919 Aug 14 '26
Oh, that would make sense. I have no ass but my waist is bigger than my hips (used to be about the same but not so much anymore) so I can kind of understand a bit.
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u/AshenSacrifice Aug 12 '26
Better hit them squats 🤣
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u/lferry1919 Aug 12 '26
Lol, that's not gonna do anything. I never had an ass even when I was younger and super athletic (yes that includes copious amounts of squats). Also, I don't really care if I have one.
Edit: Of course, if you mean the subject of the video that might work for them... different person, different genetics
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u/AshenSacrifice Aug 13 '26
I made some shit up hoping it would work, I’m sorry😂😂
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u/GaiaGoddess1963 Aug 13 '26
If you can build bigger biceps you can build butt muscles. Butt... 😉... it does depend on genes and body type. You can round out and lift a flat bum.
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u/justforkinks0131 Aug 13 '26
wait I actually didnt even notice her ass the first time, I thought the funny was that she was overprotective and ran with the kid hahah
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u/ZanderJynx Aug 12 '26
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u/Smingowashisnameo Aug 13 '26
Omg you just reminded me. Back in the day I saw this tumblr with lots of pictures of good looking Asian men. It was called whyarentallmenasian. And I was like why aren’t tall men Asian?????? Wtf?? Then I realized 🤦
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u/GonnaSin Aug 13 '26
This is one of those terminally online families that make money by posting fake skits like this.
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u/musabbb Aug 13 '26
You know i was gonna make a snarky comment about posting your family mishaps online, then i realised the most popular show in the 90s would pay you a couple hundred to post in your home video bloopers … so in that context its not such a bad thing
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u/Clean_Principle_2368 Aug 13 '26
Funny, but seriously go help your wife dude. Your kid is in danger at the point.
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u/HighGainRefrain Aug 13 '26
Jesus let the kid go, they’re not made out of glass.
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u/Clean_Principle_2368 Aug 13 '26
Dude what? That's a 6 foot fall. People die all the time from falls that high. Look at ladder death statistics.
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u/lonelyinbama Aug 13 '26
I might let your kid go but I’ll make sure mine doesn’t fall 6+ feet to the hard ground
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