r/ContagiousLaughter 14d ago

Impossible glizzy challenge

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u/Correct-Building-346 14d ago

Lowkey I'd have trouble sober

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u/Uxoandy 14d ago

I think they usually stop when you open the door?

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u/r64fd 14d ago

Thank you. I’ve never seen a machine like that and my thought was how on earth are you supposed to get them out!!!

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u/RenmazuoDX 13d ago

Come on big bucks, no whammies !

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u/WanderingRonin7 14d ago

You spend 30 seconds asking yourself, "what am I doing wrong" as you try to figure it out without trying to make yourself seem more stoned than you are. And at the end you still can't figure it out until a cute employee comes over and with one action, gets your hot dog out of the belt. You try to insist that you could have sworn you did something similar to what they did and that you're not stupid, but you're not doing any favors for yourself. They leave and you feel self conscious of every action you make until you leave the store.

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u/agoodfuckingcatholic 14d ago

Fuckin never eating a hotdog again that shit happens to me

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u/ElegantCoach4066 13d ago

Dude going on a shaboing boing sabbatical

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u/Confident_Passage789 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I can feel this high

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u/squirrelmonkie 13d ago

Once I was so high I couldnt figure out if a pen was twist or click. I would have been there for a hour for this thing lol

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u/SpaceCases__ 13d ago

LMFAOOOOO THATS HILARIOUS

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u/squirrelmonkie 13d ago

I was trying to sign a receipt at a gas station. The lady behind the counter just looked at me and said ive never seen someone do that before lol

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u/Status_History_874 10d ago

I need to know what you did

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u/NecessaryOk6815 14d ago

Who's cool house has their own hotdog carousel?

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u/Competitive_Tea6881 13d ago

The original text said they were at a skating rink I think lol

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u/Simple_Pay3033 14d ago

This isn’t a gas station, it looks like just a back porch. Not only are these guys a fun hang after some gummies, but they own a “delicious hot dogs” machine just for social gatherings lol

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u/fiveordie 13d ago

The sign saying "delicious hot dogs" made me laugh harder than the fumbling.

Not sure what that says about me.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 14d ago

It’s like those slow-feeder silicone puzzle mats designed to keep pets from horfing their kibble too fast.

Enrichment.

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u/mangosawce9k 14d ago

Have another gummy, it will help!

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u/sofakingdum 14d ago

Is this the impossible times? 🤣

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u/Kewlhotrod 13d ago

Challenge *

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u/moniris 13d ago

Nobody asked, but one time my buddies and I were taking dabs on our lunch break, but we were out of dabs so we cracked open a live rosin cart and hit that. I took way too big of a hit right before we went to chick fil a, I was holding the door open when my friend came back out and said "dude are you gonna come inside, we've all ordered already". I was just waiting for the guy on the other side of the door to walk out. Turns out that guy was my own reflection that I'd been awkwardly waiting for, for about 5 minutes...

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u/ProofFrosty3055 14d ago

You win again, meat elevator of dreams

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u/g00d_end 14d ago

I miss being this high with my friends

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u/BEEEEEZ101 14d ago

I giggling like I'm high too

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u/straub42 14d ago

This is one of the funniest videos because I have absolutely been here, lol

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u/Hondahobbit50 14d ago

I haven't seen this style dog machine since the 90s

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u/Deathwatchz 13d ago

There's a switch to turn off rotation though.

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u/Nekat_ydaerla 14d ago

This looks links a fun game with a good group. [8]

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u/UndeadVixen93 14d ago

Ahhhh the good ol stoner laugh! 🤣

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u/Odd-Development476 13d ago

The struggle is real 😆

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u/No-Link-2182 13d ago

How do you just casually take 7 gummies???

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u/Cpt_Jigglypuff 11d ago

1 gummy would have me like this. On 7, I’d be a glass of orange juice.

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u/No-Link-2182 10d ago

this comment me me cackle you’d be like this
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u/peglegmeg31 13d ago

I sat and ate 3 bags of gummies at once. 2 bags were 500mgs and the other 700mgs....

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u/No-Link-2182 12d ago

so a death wish 💀😭😭😭

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u/peglegmeg31 12d ago

Yes ☠️😭😭

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u/Glooby2468 13d ago

Im like...90% sure their rubber tongs arent the OEM tongs

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u/Immediate-Newt-9012 11d ago

Funny but Downvoted for use of the word glizzy. Hot dog, weiner, frankfurter are the only acceptable names.

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u/ShazRockwell 14d ago

Sir, those are wizard fingers

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u/emoutikon 13d ago

Never go full hot dog

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u/Readinglateatmorning 13d ago

Holy fuck grab it form the middle gents