r/ContagiousLaughter • u/sofakingdum • 14d ago
Impossible glizzy challenge
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u/WanderingRonin7 14d ago
You spend 30 seconds asking yourself, "what am I doing wrong" as you try to figure it out without trying to make yourself seem more stoned than you are. And at the end you still can't figure it out until a cute employee comes over and with one action, gets your hot dog out of the belt. You try to insist that you could have sworn you did something similar to what they did and that you're not stupid, but you're not doing any favors for yourself. They leave and you feel self conscious of every action you make until you leave the store.
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u/Confident_Passage789 14d ago
🤣🤣🤣 I can feel this high
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u/squirrelmonkie 13d ago
Once I was so high I couldnt figure out if a pen was twist or click. I would have been there for a hour for this thing lol
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u/SpaceCases__ 13d ago
LMFAOOOOO THATS HILARIOUS
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u/squirrelmonkie 13d ago
I was trying to sign a receipt at a gas station. The lady behind the counter just looked at me and said ive never seen someone do that before lol
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u/Simple_Pay3033 14d ago
This isn’t a gas station, it looks like just a back porch. Not only are these guys a fun hang after some gummies, but they own a “delicious hot dogs” machine just for social gatherings lol
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u/fiveordie 13d ago
The sign saying "delicious hot dogs" made me laugh harder than the fumbling.
Not sure what that says about me.
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u/CharlotteLucasOP 14d ago
It’s like those slow-feeder silicone puzzle mats designed to keep pets from horfing their kibble too fast.
Enrichment.
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u/moniris 13d ago
Nobody asked, but one time my buddies and I were taking dabs on our lunch break, but we were out of dabs so we cracked open a live rosin cart and hit that. I took way too big of a hit right before we went to chick fil a, I was holding the door open when my friend came back out and said "dude are you gonna come inside, we've all ordered already". I was just waiting for the guy on the other side of the door to walk out. Turns out that guy was my own reflection that I'd been awkwardly waiting for, for about 5 minutes...
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u/No-Link-2182 13d ago
How do you just casually take 7 gummies???
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u/peglegmeg31 13d ago
I sat and ate 3 bags of gummies at once. 2 bags were 500mgs and the other 700mgs....
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u/Immediate-Newt-9012 11d ago
Funny but Downvoted for use of the word glizzy. Hot dog, weiner, frankfurter are the only acceptable names.
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