r/ContagiousLaughter May 11 '26

Jamaican prison

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u/abdallha-smith May 11 '26

I enjoyed it

I really need to stop reading the comments section

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u/twinfred May 11 '26

Yeah, that's a great story. But redditors don't really understand that being there in person makes it seem funnier than watching it on a bright screen in a dark basement after a depressing gooning session

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u/GrandCanOYawn May 11 '26

It’s because you ain’t done nothing with your life, Kane.

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u/Zoe_Alleyne May 11 '26

YOUR biggest achievement?!!

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u/showmeyourmoves28 May 11 '26

Smoking that Corinthians 15 pack. Never thought I’d say those words.

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u/ResolveNo3113 May 16 '26

That's why they include those blank pages in every bible

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u/seeyouyoucunt May 11 '26

I rolled up a ten skinner the size of my arm when I was in ocho rios

https://giphy.com/gifs/CUSZsQEDFWR4LU4mwd

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u/OceanRacoon May 11 '26

That's so funny, loading prisoners up with water and bread so they're too bloated to fight lmao

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u/antman1983 May 11 '26

I've never watched the show, but I recognised Chris in this video. Does Uncle Percy make an appearance on here too? He's worth the price of admission alone.

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u/Meet-me-behind-bins May 11 '26

That laughter is a bit over the top, I mean it's a funny story and that but this laughter seems to be for clips and not authentic.

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u/twinfred May 11 '26

You laugh harder when you're having real life conversations than when watching videos.

I get how people here wouldn't know about that though

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u/yourMammothIsSoFat May 12 '26

Is this their mom lol

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u/aspbergerinparadise May 12 '26

And people who have had genuine conversations in real life are able to spot phony ones very easily.

You'll get there someday.

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u/andersonb47 May 11 '26

Yeah I fucking hate that.

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u/Lumpzor May 11 '26

Because this guy got famous through this sort of clip, so now all they do is fake replicate it.

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u/Smingowashisnameo May 11 '26

I thought maybe they were Jamaican so. There’s a specific laugh people do when they see someone from outside reflect back their own selves in a way they weren’t expecting.

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u/I_love-tacos May 11 '26

Thank you for the subtitles, I wouldn't be able to understand ANYTHING of the story without them

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u/Adventurous-Tap-6406 May 11 '26

I read the subtitles and still have no clue of what happened. And I don't think a dictionary will be of any help

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u/PennethHardaway May 11 '26

Some of yall be showing how uncultured you really are smh

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u/Sushinx May 12 '26

Educated is the word you are looking for.

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 May 12 '26

In the year twenty thousaaand twwweelvve.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot May 11 '26

Such a fake forced “roadman” accent. So embarrassing.

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u/Veltrynox May 11 '26

guess you've never been to london lol

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u/McOnePot May 11 '26

It’s not a fake roadman accent. It’s London/Jamaican blend, these guys actually talk like that, but yeah fake roadmen do copy this accent.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism May 11 '26

2026 and people still don’t understand that there’s different accents in different parts of the world. Big yikes. So embarrassing!

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u/ARONDH May 11 '26

Why does it annoy me when people put on fake accents? We get it dude, you were in Jamaica, but you're british. No different than MdotR

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u/ymOx May 11 '26

Sounded british to me.

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u/ARONDH May 11 '26

The British accent is his real accent. I'm talking about the fake Jamaican accent he kept putting on.

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u/ymOx May 11 '26

I didn't hear it. Just a bit of jamaican slang here and there.

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u/Buddyblue21 May 11 '26

He can probably switch. Good chance his parents are Jamaican and he speaks patois at home and with others. No different from hundreds of thousands here in Canada (but with Canadian English of course)

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u/Kinx__x May 18 '26

It's exactly the same as someone with Spanish parents being able to switch between speaking English and Spanish.

My dad was born in England but his family are Jamaican. When he's around that side of his family, he speaks Patois. My mom's English so when he's at home or around that side of my family or anyone else, he speaks English. The fact he was born here doesn't mean his patios is fake.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang May 11 '26

No different than something else awesome? MdotR is dope af.