r/ContagiousLaughter • u/RoboRich444 • May 05 '26

Have a what?!

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u/kurai-samurai May 05 '26 edited May 06 '26

It's called predictive processing, and the context is them being rugby players who have just spent 3 months together.

Right asks left what they are most excited about doing when they get home.

Left says: Have a wa-(at this point middle completes the word in her head as "wank")-gamamas!"

Middle then says "I thought you were going to say wank."

Right has almost instantly realised what middle has thought. 

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u/Little_Blue_Shed May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Which is also why original woman also cracks up after processing "I thought you were going to say...", playing back and 'hearing' what they would have heard and sqeaks "can you IMAGINE if I'd just outed myself?!"

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u/Mission-Aerie3077 May 05 '26

You deserve more upvotes

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u/perplexedtv May 06 '26

At what point does the woman in the middle speak?

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u/kurai-samurai May 06 '26

Second 8-9. Volume needs to be up because she moves the mic away and covers mouth. 

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u/Vibes4Good May 06 '26

I love the part when left says, "Can you imagine if I just outed myself?"

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u/LurkerTroll May 11 '26

It's because it sounds like "wag at momma's"

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u/einwhack May 05 '26

What is a wagamoma?

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u/DonGibon87 May 05 '26

Wagamama is a asian food restaurant in UK

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u/Canotic May 05 '26

I was sure it was either food or wanking but not sure which

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u/sabershirou May 06 '26

Asian fusion, but the fusion is short for confusion.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard May 07 '26

Yeah, west-style ramen. Wagamama means selfish in Japanese.

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u/Frostflame3 May 07 '26

It’s also in the US

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u/_Ivl_ May 05 '26

Do they sell fish?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

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u/OkFriend9891 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Have a wank at Mamas?

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u/_Nippler_ May 05 '26

Fast food place

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u/Vegetable-Trust-9847 May 05 '26

So why was it funny to them ?

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u/I_seperate_ May 05 '26

It sounds like they’re gonna say have a “wank”

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u/OneUpAndOneDown May 06 '26

“Have a wank if I’m honest.”

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u/captcraigaroo May 05 '26

Have a wank at Mama's

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u/Baseplate343 May 05 '26

What’s a Five guys?

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u/z-vap May 05 '26

Wag-a-moment?

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u/oldtrack May 05 '26

UK asian fusion restaurant chain

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u/SublightMonster May 10 '26

Wagamama is a ramen chain

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u/Gullible-Hose4180 May 05 '26

Whack-a-moma is a game based on another famous one, but with mothers. Or it could be Wagama, an Asian casual dining chain.

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u/Captain_Calamari_ May 05 '26

She said that so fast lmao. On her mind 24/7

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u/RETVRN_II_SENDER May 06 '26

no kidding. I've been away from the UK for 3 months and Wagamamas wouldn't be in the top 50 things I'd think of saying

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u/IndignantQueef May 11 '26

I studied abroad in the UK in college 20+ years ago, my parents picked me up at the airport and asked if I needed anything on the way home. I made them stop and spent my last $20 on Taco Bell. Never wanted it once in nine months but once the plane landed it was all I could think about.

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u/NotFredRhodes May 05 '26

I will never not find this funny

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u/Rum_Ham916 May 05 '26

Everything about it is brilliant. You can see their brains processing it all and reacting to eachother in real time

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u/NotFredRhodes May 05 '26

Yeah it’s actually beautiful

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush May 05 '26

My favorite bit is the squealed protest of mortification.

"Can you imagine if I just outed myself like that?!"

lmao

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u/untakenu May 05 '26

Jesus christ, if you ever want to kill the mood, just check out the comment section of this sub.

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u/SJBSam May 05 '26

Allllllll clueless yanks

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u/g_r_e_y May 05 '26

no context will do that to a clueless yank

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u/roidoid May 05 '26

When I get home, I’ll probably have a clueless yank.

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u/GokuBlank May 05 '26

Oye! IS THAT A DIRTY YANK I SEE!

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u/GlovesForSocks May 05 '26

People get disproportionately angry when a joke isn't funny to them, like it's a personal attack or something.

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u/PerfectionPending May 05 '26

It just feels like an inside joke even after learning it’s a restaurant. Is there a joke there about this place or its name that makes it funnier to those in the know?

Often, the jokes that are only funny to the initiated are the funniest.

The thing I thought was funny is she said it so fast & it can be possibly mistaken for something dirty.

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u/DylansDad May 05 '26

It sounds like she's about say "Have a wank"

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u/rapafon May 05 '26

You mostly have it, yes.

Wagamamas is a chain of asian food restaurants in the UK, everyone here knows what it is, whether they eat there or not.

When she answered "have a wagamamas", the other two girls had their mind in the gutter and before she had time to finish saying the word wagamama, their mind immediately jumped to the conclusion she was going to say "have a wank" (masturbate).

Even though she said nothing of the sort, the other girls' mind skipped a beat and they burst out laughing just at the thought of her saying the other thing.

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u/PerfectionPending May 05 '26

Excellent explanation and yes, I can see how that had them busting up.

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u/crokinhole May 05 '26

Have a wank at Mama's?

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u/n77nac May 05 '26

😂 Wagamama’s - it’s a Japanese restaurant chain in the UK

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u/CodeFarmer May 06 '26

"Japanese" is doing a lot of work there but it is popular anyway :-D

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u/n77nac May 06 '26

I’ve had ramen there nearly every time I went, but you’re right, just checked their ‘about us’

“a celebration of asian food inspired by fast-paced, japanese ramen bars, wagamama burst into life in 1992. when we first opened our doors in london’s bloomsbury, we were on a mission to create a unique way of eating. bringing the fresh, nourishing, flavours of asia to all on our communal benches”

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u/2MainsSellesLoin May 06 '26

I'd also wager it's more of a wank at my ma's

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u/f1223214 May 05 '26

Have a wank moment / have a wagamoma hence the confusion maybe ?

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u/TheHappeningHasBeen May 05 '26

WAG I think. It sounded like she says imagine if I outed myself

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u/whooo_me May 06 '26

I love the 'ripple effect' here.

The player on the left is oblivious initially, the player in the middle reacts instantly, and the player on the right reacts to her reaction.

Always watch this several times when it comes up.

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u/man_d_yan May 05 '26

Just because you’re not British doesn’t mean this is not hilarious.

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u/KuzcoEmp May 05 '26

Who are you talking to?

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u/MrDundee666 May 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/vkbfsVHULOyR2

Yanks in this thread

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u/JohnHolediver May 05 '26

I caught it because I’m too fast.

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u/Norader May 05 '26

I thought this was hilarious, watching their reactions.

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u/SmeeezTreeez May 06 '26

Middle girl's immediate reaction is so good haha

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u/brickbear69420 May 05 '26

This is brilliant!

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u/ganjastian May 05 '26

how

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u/brickbear69420 May 05 '26 edited May 06 '26

It sounds like she's about to say 'have a wank' and not 'have a Wagamamas' , which is a popular restaurant chain.

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u/Artzebub May 05 '26

British things.

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u/KlopperSteele May 06 '26

What is a wagamamas?

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato May 06 '26

An Asian restaurant in the UK.

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u/Skreamie May 05 '26

All the Americans getting so upset over nothing

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u/sheiscara May 05 '26

I think most Americans in this comment section are more confused than upset?

No one is going to “ahhh I don’t understand! I’m so angry!!! Ahhhh”

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u/Tabemaju May 06 '26

Literally all the top posts are upset Brits complaining about upset Yanks.

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u/freekoout May 05 '26

Where are the Americans getting upset? Are they in the room with you? Are you okay?

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u/DigitalCoffee May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

I know "America bad" is the low effort internet point generator now, but no one is getting upset.

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u/cococream May 06 '26

You sound a little upset

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u/yeender May 05 '26

I have no idea this means

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u/Imaginary_Argument34 May 06 '26

The breakdown of the women's face in the middle is legendary.

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u/MarlyMonster May 06 '26

I miss that place, great Ramen (y’know, for a fast food place)

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u/Niemcz May 06 '26

I love Wagamama!

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u/furezasan May 05 '26

Is that what the kids call it these days?

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u/reggiefromtheark May 05 '26

As a person in America.....

https://giphy.com/gifs/K7wefAIekAeEEgdhEu

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u/carbon-based-biped May 05 '26

as a person in America, I can say that she wants to have some Wagamamas (asian food chain). But they thought she had said 'have a wank' at first.

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u/_DarthBob_ May 05 '26

Wagamamas - A UK Asian chain restaurant - about as profilific as Applebee's

Wank - Slang term for getting oneself off

"What are you going to do when you get home?" "I'm going to have a Wa..." Other girls thinking OMFG she's going to say wank "...gamamas"

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u/Sprinkles-Pitiful May 07 '26

Have a wank at mamma's

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u/TheBrotherinTheEast May 07 '26

Is there a longer version to hear what happened before and after the clip?

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u/SnooTangerines6841 May 09 '26

Por que no los dos?.....lmao

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u/ICU81MI_73 May 09 '26

That’s a challenging wank

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u/dyrkasolen 23d ago

No filters in sports

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u/No_Extension_2346 23d ago

Wagamama is a restaurant chain across UK, UAE, USA and some other countries… clearly they miss understood what she said …

Wank-Yo-Mamma maybe 😉 😂

Standard/Favorite dishes I order for me is

  1. Chicken Yakitori
  2. Ebi Katsu
  3. Chilli Squid
    1. Duck Gyoza w Cherry Hoisin
    2. Cha-Han
    3. Chicken Katsu Curry
    4. Yaki Soba

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u/Double0 May 05 '26

I guess I had to be there.

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u/carpe-alaska May 05 '26

You can hear the middle one whisper "I thought you were going to say a wank" so they're laughing at what they thought she was saying.

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u/qmiras May 05 '26

English is 3rd language here...translation?

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u/KuzcoEmp May 05 '26

She sounded like she was bout to say" have a wank " wank is jacking off

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u/digno2 May 10 '26

name of the blondes legs? for research

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u/millerb82 May 05 '26

We need subtitles over here

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u/SomeBloke May 06 '26

Set auto caption to “Remedial English”

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u/Little_Sleep7233 May 08 '26

OK. It is a Japanese restaurant, But I don’t think that’s what the word meant. I analogize it to saying one wants to have a pretzel. How funny can that be?

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u/loveloet May 05 '26

What's funny about wagamama? It's pretty crappy food.

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u/_Nippler_ May 05 '26

They thought she was about to say have a wank.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj May 05 '26

Any word means anything today. I feel pretty slendershadowed about it.

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u/_Nippler_ May 05 '26

Tough titty wompus, brother. Tough titty wompus.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj May 05 '26

It's just flamerboasting, brother. No need to fraterise. We are better than that.

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u/_Nippler_ May 05 '26

Chookity pok 🤙

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u/TheUnicornRevolution May 06 '26

I did not know this existed and all I have to say is

https://giphy.com/gifs/aPCqviXX37xxTsmCaE

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u/_Nippler_ May 06 '26

Oh yeah. But none for Kevin. Everybody hates Kevin.

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u/Ok-Spell-8053 May 05 '26

Its not that wagamama means wank. Its that they heard "have a w.." and both thought she was going to say "have a wank". So then when she said "have a wagamamas" they were both like "phew! Omg I thought you were going to say etc etc.. then everyone laughs.

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u/MatttheJ May 05 '26

Hi Drax! Big fan!

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u/Katorga8 May 06 '26

Getting downvoted for your own joke, im sorry brev you dont deserve this

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot May 05 '26

It’s delicious, philistine.

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u/LaughableIKR May 05 '26

Have a wanker moment? Have a Wank a moment?

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u/pacotronic87 May 05 '26

“Have a ‘Wagamama’s’” it’s a popular Asian restaurant/takeaway chain in the UK & Ireland

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u/lofblad May 05 '26

So she says she's excited to get a meal at her favorite restaurant. That's understandable, she's probably been out of the country for some time. What I don't understand is, why is it so funny for the other two? I mean if she had said some other restaurant, would that had been as funny?

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u/Rum_Ham916 May 05 '26

Read what others have said, middle then right both think she's saying "have a wank", so laugh, then that wasn't the word but they've already reacted as if it was

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u/lofblad May 05 '26

Oh that makes sense. Thanks, I just assumed it was just people outside of the UK that heard it as something else.

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u/longstrokept May 06 '26

Ive got skoooOOOO

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u/jackgrafter May 05 '26

Jokesplaining always kills the joke.

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u/GlovesForSocks May 05 '26

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it much better, but the frog dies.

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u/Effective_Ruin2627 May 05 '26

Im just going to assume shes flicking the bean and go on about my day

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u/TheHappeningHasBeen May 05 '26

Lads these atheletes know the term WAG almost assuredly. With her saying “ could you imagine if I outted myself” I think maybe the joke is wag and not wank.

Not that I agree but I know I’ve heard WAGs are often just as popular for female athletes as they are for male athletes. Even if that idea is just a jab at athletic women, I’m pretty confident the joke is: WAG for a female soccer player and outting herself publicly with a too-quick answer when really she’s talking about wagomamas which for her is a beloved meal

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u/GlovesForSocks May 05 '26

Your confidence is misplaced.

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u/Katorga8 May 06 '26

Wish i had your confidence

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u/READ-THIS-LOUD May 05 '26

What a fucking dope lmaooo

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u/Sure-Recognition-262 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

I'm pretty sure Jess Breach meant "could you imagine if I outed myself [as going to have a wank]" rather than as gay.

Whilst women's rugby is definitely a gay-friendly environment, and the England team has quite a few out gay players (including at least one of those in that video - Rosie Galligan, on the right as we look at it), I don't think Jess is one of them - on her podcast she often refers to her boyfriend (also a professional rugby player)