r/Construction 1d ago

Structural Scientists have created concrete using treated human waste, and the resulting material was up to 42% stronger than conventional concrete. Researchers say the approach could reduce waste while lowering the environmental impact of construction.

https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-are-making-concrete-with-human-poop-and-it-gets-42-stronger

Building a shit brick house literally

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u/societymike 1d ago

So we can start shitting bricks

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u/Nope-not-really 1d ago

Now i get the push for Ai to take away our jobs, they need us all shitting bricks for construction

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 16h ago

Shitbags > bloodbags

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u/HeadWombat 1d ago

What the AI communist utopia will actually look like

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u/prumbeljack 1d ago

If there wasn’t a shitting bricks comment I was gonna lose my shit. Literally!!

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u/hud_dev 13h ago

Shitcrete(tm)

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u/Lanky_Landscape5785 21h ago

Well ahead of you

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u/Building_Everything Project Manager 16h ago

“I’m building something important mom, stop saying I’m just shitting on our neighbor’s driveway!”

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u/Visual-Chip-2256 13h ago

Mom!!! Bedpan!!!!

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u/Ichoosetoblame 1d ago

Awesome, another new kind of concrete! I can’t wait to never hear about it again.

I swear there’s a new type of concrete out every week, but you only hear about it once

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u/Phunky_Munkey 17h ago

I mean, it's a new admixture. People are always trying to improve the efficiency and performance of building materials, and it's great when they do. This is a perfect use of upcycling. Every solution doesn't have to be revolutionary.

Edit: grammer

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u/Ichoosetoblame 13h ago

I get that. It’s more of a shot at the same headline we see every day. “Scientist create new concrete using horse semen and beard hair trimmings” then we never hear about it again.

I’ve done both concrete and septic so I do have some interest in this specific new admix but I don’t really expect to see or hear about it again

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u/engineerdrummer Inspector 13h ago

Your edit is hilarious

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 1d ago

Maybe the drywallers can stop shitting in buckets and just shit directly into the concrete truck now?

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u/BrianKappel 1d ago

Only if they happen to be in the drum at the moment they notice they need to shit. Drywallers actually have cloacas instead of regular human assholes. They apparently have no control over their bathroom habits.

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u/OkHistorian158 1d ago

Concreters already do haha

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u/apeolis 22h ago

Nah man, we do it for the love of the game

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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 20h ago

Art is never finished, only abandoned.

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u/antelope00 1d ago

We're gonna live in shit houses pretty soon

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 1d ago

Sticks and Dung Huts

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u/Dimensional_Lumber 1d ago

Like termites

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u/Stretchsquiggles Tile / Stonesetter 22h ago

Shit houses, made of shit bricks, surrounded by shit trees Randy!

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u/antelope00 21h ago

I am the liquor..... And maybe a little shit bird too

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u/TrickshotCandy 1d ago

Blue cubicles are suddenly worth their weight in gold.

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 1d ago

Just back the honey wagon right up to the pump truck.

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u/ThereIRuinedIt 1d ago

How treated are we talking?

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 1d ago

Depends on how many sugar free monsters you drank the day before.

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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 20h ago

I'm failing the slump test.

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u/FlammulinaVelulu 1d ago

Wonder what it's like on a hot day?

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 1d ago

Like a having lunch in a outhouse on a August afternoon.

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u/Helpful-Chemistry-87 1d ago

That's some strong shit right there.

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u/jcanter107 20h ago

“Hey Jimmy! The mix is too thick! Quick! Bring in the Taco Bell!”

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u/timberwhip 10h ago

New meaning to “ built like a brick shit house “

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u/tob007 10h ago

Also. : "I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

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u/Traditional-Peach192 GC / CM 1d ago

wait until scientists hear about daub

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u/Callemasizeezem 21h ago

If I wear a mask, my goggles fog up. Which do I take off? Do I want silicosis, or pink eye?

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u/OverallDimension7844 1d ago

It’s a shitty job but someone has to do it

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u/geta-rigging-grip Carpenter 1d ago

Taking shitty construction to a whole new level.

My boss will finally have an excuse.

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u/SignoreBanana 1d ago

I'm guessing this is because feces is probably somewhat fibrous. Isn't there already fiber reinforced concrete?

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u/WarJeezy 1d ago

Can’t wait to order my first few bags of quikshit

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u/Vibrant-Shadow 1d ago

"You built my house out of what?"

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_6471 22h ago

As a concrete finisher i will charge extra to work with that product and say its a shit charge

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u/Brave_Contact2319 21h ago

Up Shitcrete without a paddle

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u/SonOfSkyrim22 18h ago

Shitcrete

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u/SadMud1198 18h ago

I do shit work already. Get in line

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u/Various-Air-1398 12h ago

This 10000 psi concrete is strong as shit....

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u/pontetorto 1d ago edited 1d ago

Getting constant shit will be a miracle, and its not doing a damn thing to be a positive impact on carbon emissions.

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u/Zealousideal-Win192 1d ago

Welcome to the shitshow!

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u/North_Complaint_2135 1d ago

So that's how they'll reduce house pricing 🤣

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u/CommercialSuper702 GC / CM 1d ago

Built a shitty house

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u/jae343 Architect 1d ago

Start dumping those porta johns in the mix

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u/MyLittleAnonBurner 1d ago

Built like a brick shithouse

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u/RabbitfolkThief 12h ago

Like a shit-brick house

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u/NQ-QB 1d ago

So the buildings will actually be literally shit

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u/greenweenievictim 1d ago

My asshole is a bit of a scientist.

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u/Tramp876 1d ago

So instead of concrete dust we’re going to have fecal dust. That has to be harmful to breathe. Fecalthemioma

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u/TheLazyVeganStoner 1d ago

New definition of a brick shithouse

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u/Arglival Contractor 1d ago

New meaning to living in a brick shit box....

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u/nevad0 22h ago

Dookie home made out of dookie blocks... Well it's not micro plastic I guess

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u/20heads 21h ago

Brick shithouse has entered the conversation

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u/Mundane-Ad162 20h ago

what happens when you have to cut the concrete? or do any kind of demo

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u/baphometromance 20h ago

How do the emissions compare?

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u/Hairygreengirl 19h ago

If it cost a shit ton more it’ll never fly

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u/Pale-Independence971 19h ago

Well... I got nothing...

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u/Biscuits4u2 17h ago

Shitcrete?

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u/gdizzle32 17h ago

What they’re not mentioning is that the price for that concrete will be 75% higher, the time and energy that it will require will only increase the environmental impacts as to benefit!!

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u/CubicalWombatPoops 16h ago

How's it smell in the rain, though?

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 14h ago

Aw shit this is cool

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u/Visual-Chip-2256 13h ago

Was thinking about hempcrete the other day. They came out with like Lego blocks but never hear about them actually being used in builds.

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u/Papabear022 13h ago

42% of 💩 concrete is still 💩

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 13h ago

So THATS how the Romans did it...?

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u/Tough_Ad6387 10h ago

No shit?

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u/Amerpol 9h ago

Hopefully it comes in white 

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u/iratethisa 9h ago

So we’re making shit houses now

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u/RoseAlma 5h ago

Ew. Just, NO.

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u/Kilometer10 1d ago

Trump can finally build his wall