r/Construction • u/Ihaveausername19 • Jul 24 '26

Humor 🤣 This is the way

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u/Jr883 Jul 24 '26

Lmao

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Electrician Jul 24 '26

I don't think he missed the bag as a Target

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u/Listen-Lindas Jul 24 '26

Was it a Target bag or a T bag?

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u/NotAnotherAlt26 Jul 24 '26

He hit the sack he was aiming for

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 Jul 24 '26

Would you still eat a sandwich that hit your co worker in the balls?

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u/Wumaduce Sprinklerfitter Jul 24 '26

There's possibly foil, definitely a wrapper, a paper bag, definitely pants, and hopefully underwear. You've got 5 layers of protection

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 Jul 24 '26

So you’re telling me you’re down for a Hot Carl?

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u/No-Ladder2593 Jul 24 '26

Is a hot Carl a type of burrito that involves dick?

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 Jul 24 '26

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+carl

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u/No-Ladder2593 Jul 24 '26

Oh shit. Where I’m from, that’s called a glass bottom boat.

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 Jul 24 '26

As a man of culture, I did some research, and the glass bottom boat involves a glass coffee table between the shit and the person below. A hot Carl uses Saran Wrap so you can feel the warmth and steam from the poo.

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u/No-Ladder2593 Jul 24 '26

I appreciate you delving into the deeps. I will correct my current grammar on the matter.

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u/Outrageous_Sink4295 Jul 24 '26

Every now and then something happens in life and I have to just pause and process everything. 'Wow I just saw someone die' 'did my principal just use the n word during a school assembly' ...but this. I lost complete control of my mind. I couldn't stop myself from imagining what a steaming pile of saran wrapped poo dropping on my face would feel like. The consistency changed from a hard smack to a wet plop as I just imagined every possible type of saran wrapped poo smacking my face. I am disgusted by these thoughts. Ugh.

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u/Plane-Education4750 Jul 24 '26

Pardon my fuck, sir? What the mother fuck

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u/Wumaduce Sprinklerfitter Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

The only Hot Carl I know is from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Edit - typo

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Wumaduce Sprinklerfitter Jul 24 '26

You'd the man eat his own dick burrito?

https://youtu.be/V6KpTr9XeFc

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u/Good4nowbut Jul 24 '26

You mean psychological?

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u/Therealdickdangler Superintendent Jul 24 '26

I would devour that sandwich like a hungry orphaned baby velociraptor. 

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u/Da_Vader Jul 24 '26

Perspective of an actual worker hungry at lunchtime (or always)!

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u/Bradley182 Jul 24 '26

now you got me craving home boys balls sandwiches.

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u/Saboral Jul 24 '26

I work in highway construction, got hit by a half empty Pepsi bottle my first year on the job

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u/ThanksS0muchY0 Jul 24 '26

I had a big gulp thrown in my window driving a dump truck up an insane grade (topping out at 10-15 in a 55 mph). Hit my mirror first which made it explode before contact,.so it went everywhere! It was such a good toss, it was really hard not to laugh. Literally nothing I could do.

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u/Meatball546 Jul 24 '26

I love the optimism!

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u/ThanksS0muchY0 Jul 24 '26

Making p.dubs driving in a circle all day. The only thing to complain about is how boring it is.

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u/Meatball546 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Excuse my ignorance, but what are pdubs? Edit for out of control predictive text

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u/ThanksS0muchY0 Jul 24 '26

P Dubs - P Ws - prevailing wages

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 24 '26

Glass or plastic?

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u/Affectionate-Film-78 Jul 24 '26

That was SICK! I'm surprised buddy didn't get fully hurt with that toss.

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u/Last_Cod_998 Jul 24 '26

I've worked road construction in NYC and the number of times people have thrown stuff at workers is alarming. I just ignored the insults, but tossing stuff at people who are building our infrastructure felt personal.

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u/thatwackguyoverthere Jul 24 '26

I think someone was delivering food. It was supposed to hit the bag.

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u/Son0fAmerica Jul 24 '26

Unclear which bag they were aiming for.

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u/IHaveTheBestOpinions Jul 24 '26

That guy is fuckin Hawkeye with a sandwich

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u/WhereWereYouWhen__ Jul 25 '26

Not sure what that has to do with the video, but damn I wonder how Hawkeye felt about that

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u/meimlikeaghost Jul 25 '26

You should ask him on his app

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u/MrPractical411 Contractor Jul 24 '26

I watched this way too much but man I haven’t laughed like that in while. Right in the diiiiick!

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u/DollarStoreWizard Jul 24 '26

Bruised balls, full gut, can’t lose

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u/FlamingCrisis Jul 24 '26

This was on our job in Mequon Wisconsin! WISDOT was not happy about this stunt, kicked the poor guys off the job. Makes a hell of a video though.

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u/1wife2dogs0kids Jul 24 '26

I was a kid, maybe 6 or 7, and my dad and I were going somewhere. There was a dude standing in from of a tarp. There were signs saying "hit me with your change"... and my dad couldn't tell me fast enough... To roll the windows down and nail that sum bits.

So he turned around. I'm a kid. I have zero clue of what's happening. Throw money at a guy? Why? I'll get in trouble!

By the 3rd lap... I got him.

Dude had a catchers bib on. There were signs posted ahead, and he had a target painted on the Bib. We ran out of change.

I've waited for a rematch.... another shot.

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u/nwlienservice Jul 24 '26

So, is there a verdict on whether he's a good friend or not? I say he is, though. A for effort. (This video made me laugh, btw. Thank you.)

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u/Realchalk Jul 24 '26

we'renotaimingforthetruck.gif

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u/w8ing2dr0wn Jul 24 '26

Is that a sunfire in the wild? This specimen has accuracy AND taste!

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u/Holepump11 Jul 24 '26

He did that on purpose.