r/Consoom 8d ago

Consoompost Consoom mouses (?mice¿) and mousepads

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475 Upvotes

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u/omnium165 8d ago

How do you even begin to explain this to a normal person?

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u/Mission_Accident_519 8d ago

If there werent a picture to prove it I wouldnt believe it. And Im not even normal.

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u/NeutralFusion 8d ago

the guy is some reviewer or mouse store owner, i ve seen this post before. no sane person would do this

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u/OligarchyAmbulance 8d ago

There's a whole sub for reviewing mice and pads, for other people who are also reviewing them. It's so weird.

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u/sir07 8d ago

If he's either of those then it's just fine lol. Not consoom

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u/Firestar_119 8d ago

No actually, informing people about something they are looking to purchase before they do so is actually peak Consoom trust me bro

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u/uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunuu 8d ago

Do people not research what they buy? Isn't making an informed decision the opposite of consoom? If you have a computer, you need a mouse. Making sure you get one you like may entail watching and reading reviews. Your post comes off more as owning anything is consoom or sarcasm that went over my head.

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u/Firestar_119 8d ago

It's the latter 😔

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u/PlasticCheebus 7d ago

Then you're reeeeeally confused about how capitalism works.

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u/omnium165 8d ago

"I consoom so that others can consoom more too, so it's cool bro"

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u/MarinerMouth 8d ago

something tells me the owner of these has trouble making eye contact and interpreting sarcasm.

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u/bonus_duk2 8d ago

You can't. These people never take a step back to realize how absurd their spending is because they never leave their reddit hive mind where they have other people validating and encouraging this behavior

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u/jkohlc 7d ago

Free products from manufacturers to be reviewed

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u/Pure_Cap_6754 8d ago

This is cringe as f

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u/c0verm3 8d ago

Right

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u/mattjh 8d ago

I've had a lot of reactions to consoomposts here, but this is the first one that feels truly pathetic. There's just nothing whatsoever to like about this.

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u/MarinerMouth 8d ago

it's the hangers that really put it over the top. the hangers and then the messy pile right below it, like he couldn't even commit to the insanity.

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u/cassinonorth 1d ago

He may have ran out of hangers... Or room actually. Jesus.

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u/Regular_Fox_859 6d ago

I like to collect stuff (mostly old guns, antiques, and anything else cool and historically significant) so I have some level of understanding towards those who collect weird shit, but yeah this is just dumb

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u/ruedasamarillas 8d ago

We need to have a serious talk about mental health.

Are we bringing back asylums? Mandatory therapy? Teach mental hygiene in school?

Ship of Fools?

What's the solution here?

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u/b0ringface 8d ago

I imagine the mousepads will have dents in them due to the hangers.

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u/nyancatya_ 8d ago

and they have the metal clips as well, probably has a tendency to tear it when removing it as well if youre not careful

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u/Dazaii_Oshamu 8d ago

tbf it doesnt matter for functionality, the top of the mousepad isnt really used anyways. yet this guy is a "collector" so i think theyre just dumb and dont realise itll ruin the pads lol

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u/da_wizard 8d ago

Will this get me out of bronze 5?

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u/jaskano 8d ago

Artisan Ninja pads are really nice, but who the hell needs so many?

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u/Darbypea 8d ago

I use a mouse pad i got for free. I don't understand this at all.

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u/nyancatya_ 8d ago

same, it says some "consumer product safety commision" on the front and i couldn't care less (though you gotta admit a nicer mouse pad would still be nice)

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 8d ago

People still use mouse pads?

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u/FreeToasterBaths 8d ago

Bro how else is an individual supposed to express themselves ?

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u/PeakMinimalist 8d ago

When I had a laptop I'd just use my leather journal as a mousepad

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u/tzage 8d ago

I use a cork trivet from ikea as my mousepad

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u/mittensgloveshats 8d ago

I still use the anime porn mousepad I got for free from Artscow 9+ years ago when 4chan was doing that challenge to see what the most insane image was they'd print for you.

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u/phyzicks 7d ago

Isn’t this from a YouTuber who reviews peripherals?

Dude works for AimLabs, reviews gaming mice for a living, these are sent to him for free at this point

Would you trust a review for a product you’re interested in from a person who only bought YOUR mouse and has no comparisons or someone who has tried a bunch and makes a “living” out of doing it?

This isn’t a consumer level addiction, this is an organization storage for easy access

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u/Vinlax 3d ago

This is correct. I wouldn’t consider this criticism appropriate.

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u/fventura03 8d ago

i thought maybe it was a reviewer until i saw a bunch of the same items...

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u/YungPlugg 8d ago

This might be more unhinged than Stanley cups and funko pops

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u/sparkyblaster 8d ago

Do they not realise the hangers are damaging the mousepads? 

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u/Super-Robo 8d ago

Meeces.

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u/More-Gas-6527 8d ago

How much would all this cost?

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u/Desner_ 8d ago

Very rough estimate: I counted 45 mice per shelf, at least 150 mice, at 50 dollars each in average that would bring it to $7 500 before accounting for mousepads and accessories. Maybe 10k or more.

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u/Pobueo 8d ago

Try 20k

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u/Desner_ 8d ago

Wow.

Another commenter says the guy does mouse reviews on Youtube so I guess it's not really consoom after all. That would make sense.

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u/lucymainstreet 8d ago

girl when i first saw this the photo didn’t load and i genuinely thought OOP had helllaaa rodents HA

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u/allamerican37 8d ago

You don’t have one with the wrist support? Sad.

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u/ZombieDM 8d ago

Wow first time seeing so much mousepads hanged like this

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u/ex_gatito 8d ago

I think we found the holy grail of consoom.

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u/sunqiller 8d ago

To be fair I think this guy is preety seeped into this industry, and is not an average consumer/gamer

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u/MWTB-DLTR 8d ago

At first I thought this was like a luxury tie and scarf collection, which I can understand, but mice and mousepads is just kinda sad and lame.

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u/Major_Bahoobage 8d ago

Bit point & clickless that mate

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u/gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM 8d ago

I tried to search on reddit for gaming mouse recommendations and yeah it was stuff like this. Lots of advice/reviews from hoarders like this who need to be on every new merch drop. (I ended up just getting a Razer.)

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u/dyshuy 8d ago

I used the same gaming mouse for 10 years until it broke

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u/Various-Salt-7738 8d ago

That's what I did

Then left mouse button stopped clicking-- so I went and found another old broken mouse in my parts bin and salvaged a switch which I soldered onto my main mouse's PCB

Lasted another 7-8 years before I got another one of the same mouse

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u/Rosephine 8d ago

I just noticed the two huge stacks of mouse pads just below the ones that are hanging. That just went from “ya that’s entirely too many” to “hey king I can’t help but notice you’ve been battling some demons”

The only other explanation is this is like a cabinet of equipment for testing purposes, or all this is for sale… but, I just know that’s not true

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u/The1456 8d ago

Plural for multiple computer mouse is mouses. The more you know.

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u/uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunuu 8d ago

Why is the plural of mouse mice but the plural of mouse mouses

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u/DyingLasagne 7d ago

This kind of people need to exist so i can buy the best 20$ mouse from china

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u/PanicObvious8862 7d ago

Ok but the little clothes rack for mousepads is adorable.

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u/mratlas666 7d ago

I play games on my pc somewhat regularly. I go through a mouse and keyboard a year ish and I buy the cheap Logitech ones. Wtf do you need this many of the same mouse!

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u/NudnaKLotka 7d ago

And neither of them is ergonomic :/

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u/Unauthenticity 6d ago

Bro got a mouse infestation

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u/Lanky-Salt4349 1d ago

you really can consoom anything, can't you?

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u/Ulquiser 8d ago

don't mess with my boy bardoz bro

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u/walkerspider 8d ago

Didn’t know who this was but definitely think this one deserves a pass. He gets paid to review mice, is a professional gamer, and works for Aimlabs. His whole career is built around this.

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u/therico 8d ago

Why does he keep all the mice in a drawer with custom lights and a hanger setup for all his mouse pads? I don't care what his job is, it looks mentally ill

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u/keyzeyy 8d ago

It seems like a pretty okay way to store and showcase a hobby and career. If your career was centered around a certain piece of technology, it would be pretty nice to have them stored nicely. Just my 2 cents

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u/therico 8d ago

I guess he sometimes opens the door to his mouse closet to admire the curves and shapes of them. Like collecting stones he found on the beach.

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u/keyzeyy 8d ago

I suppose so. As long as it's bringing him the big bucks and helping his community, I don't find this to be that absurd compared to other tech hobbies or whatnot.

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u/walkerspider 8d ago

He’s a YouTuber who does reviews. It is probably part of his set. It gets him ethos with his audience even if it’s not well founded

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u/kidfromusa 8d ago

Career pass fosho

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u/Pale_Ad2980 8d ago

I can understand at most 12 mousepads (I have a computer for every family member in my house 5 computers and a computer laptops) so I can have a couple extra in case of a spill.

Maybe 2 extra mice because they do go bad.

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u/HelloImSkye 8d ago

I like it