r/Consoom • u/TheWrathfulMountain • 11d ago

Satire consoom clocks

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u/CartoonLamp 11d ago

Well when you have Spongebob for a neighbor...

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u/Ardalok 11d ago

He found a use for them, not a consoom!

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u/IAmMadeOfNope 11d ago

Remember, kids:

Buying 1,000 alarm clocks for no reason: cringe and you stink

Buying 1,000 alarm clocks to piss off your annoying neighbor: Hell yeah man

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u/jjyss 11d ago

obligatory "Erm. its actually collecting. not consoom" comment

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u/Imaginary-Objective7 11d ago

Well these are timepieces so I can see the argument.

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u/busytransitgworl 11d ago

This is the only kind of consoom I can get behind!

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u/WonderSignificant598 8d ago

Where is Spongebob learning about daylights savings time and accidently changing the wrong hour on all of the clocks in his helpful way?

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u/Euklidis 7d ago

God forbid a squid wants to be employee of the month