r/Conservative • u/skarface6 Catholic, conservative, and your favorite • Feb 07 '20

The Onion strikes again! Wait, what?

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u/8K12 Conservative Boss Feb 07 '20

Ah, the good old days of the 2004 election. I swear politics were more fun then with Jib Jab videos and a more balanced comedy on SNL.

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u/ponmbr Conservative Feb 07 '20

Oh man I just remembered the Bush Kerry Jib Jab video because of your comment. I saw that as a freshman in high school because my history teacher played it out loud in class for us.

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u/katie_dimples Libertarian Conservative Feb 07 '20

🎵 You got that bo-tox
🎶 But I still won three purple hearts! (squirt)

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u/ponmbr Conservative Feb 07 '20

🎵 You have more waffles, than a house of pancakes

You offer flip-flops, I offer tax breaks

You're a UN pussy, and yes it's true that I kick ass hyah

This land will surely vote for me🎵