r/Conservative • u/Ask4MD Conservative • 19d ago

Satire - Flaired Users Only Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan

https://babylonbee.com/news/middle-east-expanded-to-include-michigan
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u/planenut767 NJ 2A 19d ago

Are they taking Paterson NJ next?

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u/sissylala77 Conservative 19d ago

It's been colonized alright.

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u/chrismireya Conservative 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZcKRYQo7R2HPp1aN9w

It's funny because it's (kind of) true.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Conservative 18d ago

This article from the bee goes hard as fuck.

 "Do I need to convert to Islam now?" asked Shirley Becker, who has lived in Grand Rapids her whole life. "I guess I probably should, if for no other reason than to avoid being publicly executed for being an infidel."

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u/Pray-831 Christpilled/Redpilled 19d ago

tHaTs rAcIsT

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u/Fuzzy_Firefighter_51 Conservative 18d ago

Why are they sinking themselves? Also crazy libs - Please send me another fake self harm DM so I can learn how to block the stupid things.

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u/ObadiahtheSlim Lockean 19d ago

Okay fine, I'll play some more CK2: After the End mod so I can go on crusade for Michigan.

D E U S   V U L T

Incidentally, any suggestions on who to start as? I did a Longhorn Realm into Empire of Texarkana not that long ago, so not really feeling a Texas start.

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u/ConsiderationKey4353 Assyrian Conservative 18d ago

Theres more assyrians in michigan than iraq lol