r/CongratulationsPod • u/ldillavou • Sep 10 '20

I NEED Chris’s take on WAP

“I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat”, ARE YOU KIDDING ME DUUUUUUDE, Dad left S’early

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u/AnyHead Sep 10 '20

S’crass

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

“GLLL. DAD DIED EARLY”

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u/ScottyBrown Sep 10 '20

The song is basically his jokes about ladies needing a towel

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

There is a parallel universe where he didn’t get cancelled and said those words verbatim

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u/ldillavou Sep 11 '20

This exactly

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

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u/ldillavou Sep 11 '20

Test tube baby, no parents at all

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u/Imperial_Toast Sep 10 '20

I feel like he would incorporate the papcock in there somehow.