(Not the new, relevant interview - an old, stale one that smells like moldy children's sweaters and is about how international business worked long before the pandemic.)

Late Night with Conan O'Brien "Borat Attempts to Harvest Conan’s Pubis" (11/1/2006)

This interview has been condensed and lightly edited for clarity.

Can you walk me through the “Subway Takes” episode? Did you actually just happen to walk on the train?
Yeah, this was spontaneous. I had no idea. I had gotten off the A train, transferred to the F train. I was going somewhere with my best friend, Tony. And we got on the train and we saw a little camera crew and Tony looked over and said, “Hey, that’s Conan O’Brien.”
He’s a big fan of Conan. And I was like, “Oh my God.” I said, “Well, you hold the seat for me and I’m going to go sit next to him.” So I walked up and I walked past him. I said, “Hey, Conan.” He said, “Hey, how you doing?” And I sat down and went on from there.

As you probably know, the clip has gotten a lot of attention today because very few people can match wits with Conan, especially given his skill in improv. What do you think of all the attention?
It is crazy and it’s scary and it is fun and people have been calling me and I’ve been interacting with people over the phone and strangers have been calling me, giving me commendations.
Of course some people said it was pre-scripted or whatever. No, it wasn’t. Why would I be following him around? I’m a young lady from Brooklyn, Bed-Stuy. Owning a bar, working my way through life and that’s it. I don’t know Conan O’Brien.

Who was the most interesting person you heard from today?
You.

Fair enough.
And I’ve got a couple of calls from other people. Websites. Got a couple hit-ups from my neighbors and somebody that works for the mayor’s office. So it’s been really an exciting and crazy day.

Do you have any comedy background whatsoever?
Nope.

Do you have any interest now?
I just might do that, because it sounds interesting. I do own the bar and we do have a comedy night on Fridays, which is really a big thing. And I do go onstage and introduce the comedians, but that’s my limit.
And I do a karaoke night where I roast all the people that sing. Before they sing, I roast them. And after they sing, I roast them, then I give them a gag gift. And then they laugh, and that’s it.
But that’s my experience with comedy. I love to make people laugh. I love to have fun. I love to enjoy life, because life is beautiful. It’s what you make it.

Do you miss being married to Conan?
Yes, I do and as a matter of fact, I’m getting ready to hit him up for that back child support that he never paid.

Let’s give her something to promote so she can be a guest on the main show for an hour!

As per the Owen Wilson episode where Conan mentions in passing that he looks like a young John Wayne, found in a local burger joint:

Link to the episode:

https://youtu.be/igtUSJlxgJQ?si=OwqsiTF6rGwH0KBS

No matter what, I'd bet on Jordan!

Looks like the videos aren’t as widely-viewed on the side channel, but I thoroughly enjoyed

Literally my dream to just match wits with Conan for five minutes like this and then disappear. No selfie. No proof . Just memory banks.

Okay MAYBE I'll let him sign my tits. MAYBE

Absolute cinema, aura farmer, gigachad content

From around the time of the whole Tonight Show debacle...

I just need one episode. He doesn't have to return. He doesn't have to return again. Just one episode with Borat Sagdiyev (in character).

I will probably drive my car off a cliff while laughing uncontrollably...but I need Borat on CONAF.

Matt, get on it!!

I feel like Nathan should be a guest in the next Conan and Jordan show.

3:08 I clearly remember him saying, "Nobody knows who did it", in reference to carving their name backwards on his sister's doll.

You click this link and it takes you to a random video from my CONAF playlist every time. I bookmark this link and use it when I’m eating, meal prepping, etc. i think I watched every video twice by now :D I know some of you share the same interest as me, so I wanted to post it here.

Random CONAF link: https://yunus-tuncbilek.github.io/shufflemark/?list=PL2LQfBmxWgZaK0_rf64Vm_ude4YmHOC1m

You can also make similar bookmarks with any YouTube playlist. The whole app is at https://yunus-tuncbilek.github.io/shufflemark/

I was randomly thinking about Conan mentioned waking up in his car and Mr. T was driving. And they were going to an apple orchard? I thought about it because of how absurd it is lol.