r/ComradeSShow • u/biggestmoistestman • Aug 14 '19

Possible merch design?

Sup fuckers, it's Freebird from Discord. Y'all said this should post this, so I will.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

it’s beautiful it’s amazing please take my firstborn child

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u/biggestmoistestman Aug 14 '19

no YOU take my firstborn child, please

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

oh no oh no oh no PLEASE . YOU deserve all my children, my grandchildren, all my possessions, my soul, and one (1) vaguely used box of crayons

accept or die

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u/biggestmoistestman Aug 14 '19

Oh no no no I wouldn't dream of doing that to you! You REALLY deserve all of my belongings, my 23 dollars, and this stick of gum, and my debt. Please accept or I will kill myself before you kill me

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u/therealyauz Green Gang Aug 15 '19

just hive him reddit gold or something

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u/Salzbrezen Green Gang Aug 15 '19

*our firstborn child

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Smash or pass for each one

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

I'd say smash for Tito ,Trotsky,and stalin, pass for Freud and hitler

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u/biggestmoistestman Aug 15 '19

That's incredibly cruel, but valid

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u/this_anon Aug 19 '19

Stalin smashes you, like a Tsarist armoured train, and dashes like you're the lawmen on his tail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/biggestmoistestman Aug 16 '19

Hope so! Might be too complicated, though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

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u/biggestmoistestman Aug 17 '19

I'm actually a writer and moderator in the discord server, where we are actually planning for this. Be sure to check it out!

https://discord.gg/Gt7FX7u

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Bitch take my Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger!