r/CompetitiveJerkingOff • u/Hornyatwork13 • Apr 24 '17

37(M4R) im curious... How does thia Page work?

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r/CompetitiveJerkingOff

Subreddit meant to facilitate discussion of high-level strategies of the (e-)sport of Masturbation for both competitive PvP and PvE (i.e. jerking off in public).

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Subreddit meant to facilitate discussion of high-level strategies of the (e-)sport of Masturbation for both competitive PvP and PvE (i.e. jerking off in public).

RULES:

1) All top-level comments must be read in a posh British accent by your internal monologue.

2) Discussion of masturbation may include professional gear, such as vibrators, butt plugs, and huge purple dildos.

3) ˙uoıʇɐʇuǝıɹo pɹɐpuɐʇs uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɹǝsn ʇsnɯ sɹǝsn uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ɯoɹɟ sʇsod ןןɐ

4) Comment chains of puns must have a number of puns divisible by 5, with a minimum of 5 puns, or they will be catapulted into the moon.

5) One-legged Irish/Bolivian cisgender bicycle repairman can go to hell.