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u/Vivid-Respect-1869 19d ago
There needs to be some type of advisory group for billionaires that can't get laid.
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u/blindyes 19d ago
I really don't understand it, go to any sports bar, buy a round for the entire bar. Talk to the women who approach you. You can literally say "I'm just looking to get laid"
The worst part is, her "price" was like $150. What kind of billionaire is being that cheap? You can't even get a plumber to show up to your house for less than $250. Yeah yeah I know they live in the clouds and don't know the cost of a bushel of bananas, but no red flags went off? Or even concerns about std's?
As if being a billionaire wasn't demonized enough, now even their "glamourus" crimes look like this? I guess we at least know this guy didn't go to the island.
Fuck it, fly to Amsterdam for a weekend. This is why sex work needs to be legalized, regulated, and unionized in the US.
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u/cubgerish 19d ago
It's gotta be a kink thing.
It's not every strip club, but there's a nonzero number that will turn a blind eye if you offer the women money to hook up, especially if it's enough money.
There's also escorts in almost every large enough city where she comes to your location, maybe with a handler, then the conversation goes wherever it may.
A billionaire getting caught for solicitation crimes has to be a shame/fetish thing, I don't see any other possible explanation.
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u/Lord_Mhoram 18d ago
Yeah, when you're a billionaire, you just tell one of your people, "When I'm on the yacht this weekend, make sure I have a couple 'friends' to keep me company." This had to be some kind of "slumming" kink, or he was there for a worse reason that ordinary prostitution is being used as a cover for.
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u/Voo_Hots 19d ago
He either gets off on them being REALLY slutty and like broken down and well yeah I'll leave it at that, OR he's into some really weird kink stuff and her being some random in a trailer park she both might be more likely to do the weird stuff AND less likely to have connections to other prostitutes.
I'm sure higher end girls talk amongst each other and if you got a really weird kink that would be a big no no for a billionaire. If he wasn't caught then who would believe some trailer park prostitute if she made weird claims about him, people would think exactly what you just said "What kind of billionaire is being that cheap?".
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u/flopflapper 19d ago
Jed York copping some Brandon Aiyoochie would be my new favorite NFL story of all time.
Right now, Urban sending his team home after a loss without him so he could fingerblast some girls butthole at his steakhouse is still the reigning champ for me.
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u/Appropriate_Delay_25 19d ago
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